Stupid Guest Tricks

This one's for Zazu :zazu: --



Pearls Before Swine has had several "Rat as concierge" themed strips lately, and they always make me picture Zazu saying those lines.

Purpura wrote:*Psst Churchy... double animal style with a neapolitan shake...

I won't be there to whisper Regular at the hubby- he's run out without me...LOL

Now we have to find him, let us build a trap and bring him back.

The only thing that keeps a Purpura in one place is plushies, yep just leave her in a padded room with a plushie and she be really good, in theory. Tigger had so much fun meeting her and plans to run off with her to WDW next year.

Purpura wrote:You forget my dear Ms. Matterhorn... Sometimes there are teenage SGs in the Mansion, that chant along with the Ghost Host, and then SCREAM at the top of their lungs...

First, the ER should be emptied of guests. Then we put you in the round room and tell you to stand in the corner!

mechurchlady wrote:Now we have to find him, let us build a trap and bring him back.

The only thing that keeps a Purpura in one place is plushies, yep just leave her in a padded room with a plushie and she be really good, in theory. Tigger had so much fun meeting her and plans to run off with her to WDW next year.

Trap set. He came back with food. Yumyum midnight snack.
Wish we could afford that Churchy. Would be fun though.... Heh If we could afford it, I'd go with Tigger, and the hubby and you, and then we'd go to different places around Epcot Center, and Tigger would come back with a small bag full of shirts for him to wear at the Meetses. *sigh* :(

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:First, the ER should be emptied of guests. Then we put you in the round room and tell you to stand in the corner!

You know better than that... They want the fresh mea-Guests... to stand in the "Dead Center" of the room Ms. Matterhorn. And the room isn't a truly round shape... There are little corners where the doors are, Muahahaha

Purpura wrote:Trap set. He came back with food. Yumyum midnight snack.
Wish we could afford that Churchy. Would be fun though.... Heh If we could afford it, I'd go with Tigger, and the hubby and you, and then we'd go to different places around Epcot Center, and Tigger would come back with a small bag full of shirts for him to wear at the Meetses. *sigh* :(



You know better than that... They want the fresh mea-Guests... to stand in the "Dead Center" of the room Ms. Matterhorn. And the room isn't a truly round shape... There are little corners where the doors are, Muahahaha

We will just have to figure a way to get you to WDW for 3 weeks with me and tigger. What to do with CBeilley and my mom, gigglesnort, ooh what a plan of you and me in a conceirge suite dining fine food while the two of them are at home dining on burgers. I am sure they would get along swell.

Nap time
oh look and mauve unicorn.

Purpura wrote: You know better than that... They want the fresh mea-Guests... to stand in the "Dead Center" of the room Ms. Matterhorn. And the room isn't a truly round shape... There are little corners where the doors are, Muahahaha

True! But there are so many corners you wouldn't know which one to stand in!

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:True! But there are so many corners you wouldn't know which one to stand in!

I'll stand in the invisible corner in the dead center of the room thank you very much Teehee

Purpura wrote:I'll stand in the invisible corner in the dead center of the room thank you very much Teehee

All you have to do is: FIND A WAY OUT!!!!!


heheheeeee

Top Ten Least Popular Dr. Seuss Books

10. Green Eggs and E. Coli
9. Osama's In Pajamas
8. How The Grinch Stole His Sports Memorabilia Back At Gunpoint
7. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State
6. The Hump Known As Trump
5. If I Ran The Knicks
4. The Cat In The Hat That Fell In The Applebee's Deep Fryer
3. Oh, The Places You Won't Go Because Of Tougher Immigration Laws
2. Horton Hears A Who Via An Illegal Government Wiretap
1. Hop On Spitzer

hobie16 wrote:Top Ten Least Popular Dr. Seuss Books

10. Green Eggs and E. Coli
9. Osama's In Pajamas
8. How The Grinch Stole His Sports Memorabilia Back At Gunpoint
7. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State
6. The Hump Known As Trump
5. If I Ran The Knicks
4. The Cat In The Hat That Fell In The Applebee's Deep Fryer
3. Oh, The Places You Won't Go Because Of Tougher Immigration Laws
2. Horton Hears A Who Via An Illegal Government Wiretap
1. Hop On Spitzer

Actually I would like to read 1 through 3, 8, and 9!!! Hmmm 7 might be interesting also!!