Stupid Guest Tricks

How high does a horse need to be before it's high? Is there such a thing as a low horse? If there is, how low is low? And, if there is both a high and a low horse, is there something in the middle? What is it called?

:flybongo: High Horse
:deadhors: Low Horse
:donkey: Somewhere in the Middle

DisneyMom wrote: :flybongo: High Horse
:deadhors: Low Horse
:donkey: Somewhere in the Middle

I guess that if you're not on your High Horse, and not beating your Dead Horse, You are.....
Somewhere in the Middle! :D:


couldn't find a Pegasus smilie,so thought Flying Bongo would do.......

DisneyMom wrote: :flybongo: High Horse (that's a bull)
:deadhors: Low Horse
:donkey: Somewhere in the Middle (that's a donkey)

Guess we don't know the difference between a horse, a bull and a donkey?

hobie16 wrote:How high does a horse need to be before it's high? Is there such a thing as a low horse? If there is, how low is low? And, if there is both a high and a low horse, is there something in the middle? What is it called?

Well, it does vary by breed, but the range for riding horses is usually in the 14 to 18 hands range, so I'd say 16 hands and above would be a high horse.

You'll note that I am using the "height" meaning of high, since getting your horse really high would be cruel, and I am against that. :p:

Mr. D. wrote:Guess we don't know the difference between a horse, a bull and a donkey?

Shame on you, DisneyMom, for using inaccurate smilies! Don't you know you could confuse someone?
:twisted: :p:

Mr. D. wrote:Guess we don't know the difference between a horse, a bull and a donkey?

Maybe not, but she can spot a jackass!*

As far as God's gift, why yes, I am! Don't tell anyone, but I'm also his favorite!

*Yes, I know that a donkey can also be called a jackass...

WEDFan wrote:You'll note that I am using the "height" meaning of high, since getting your horse really high would be cruel, and I am against that. :p:

Shame on you, DisneyMom, for using inaccurate smilies! Don't you know you could confuse someone?
:twisted: :p:

ktulu wrote:Maybe not, but she can spot a jackass!*

As far as God's gift, why yes, I am! Don't tell anyone, but I'm also his favorite!

I hang my head in shame for using inaccurate smilies.... I will attempt to educate myself by spending more time at the San Diego Zoo (Member for over 10 years). Last time I went to the Safari Park, they said that the Wild Somalian Jackasses were increasing in number!!! ;)

Ktulu, since you are His Favorite, I might need a little help winning the 290 Mill Lottery this Friday....THANKS!!!! :)

ktulu wrote:
As far as God's gift, why yes, I am! Don't tell anyone, but I'm also his favorite!

Yes, that is what GOD told me this morning at my Daily conference call with Buddah, Allah and Santa Claus.

ktulu wrote:...
As far as God's gift, why yes, I am! Don't tell anyone, but I'm also his favorite!
...

He says that to all of His kids... :D:

NemoRanger wrote:Yes, that is what GOD told me this morning at my Daily conference call with Buddah, Allah and Santa Claus.

Where do us Frisbeetarians fit in?