Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:I believe he's trying to say Heysuse is my gardner but I could be wrong.

Oh, I love that Beatles song... "Heysuse, don't make it bad..." :D:

BRWombat wrote:Oh, I love that Beatles song... "Heysuse, don't make it bad..." :D:

How about Jimi Hendrix? "...'scuse me while I kiss this guy."

DLSweeper wrote:There is this white guy at DL who wears a name tag that says: Jesus.

There's a guy at my school who goes by Jesus. He's got shoulder-length brown hair and a little goatee, so he looks a lot like the paintings you see of Jesus.

drcorey wrote:Jesus is my gardener.

I went to HS in Miami and knew a couple of Jesuses

Sioban wrote:I went to HS in Miami and knew a couple of Jesuses

At least it wasn't The Jesus.

"But he's a pervert, Dude."
"Yeah."
"No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old."

(Wish I could go on but the language is most decidedly not appropriate, not to mention that's enough for most of us to recognize the quote.)

hobie16 wrote:How about Jimi Hendrix? "...'scuse me while I kiss this guy."

I thought it was "...'scuse me while I puke and die."









Too soon?

I'm positive it was "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky." I'm positive it was on one of his album covers. Yeah, I just aged myself, but that's what they were called back then; the dude didn't live long enought to see the invention of CDs.

felinefan wrote:I'm positive it was "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."

You are correct. Many people thought it was, "...'scuse me while I kiss this guy." Pretty funny huh?

hobie16 wrote:You are correct. Many people thought it was, "...'scuse me while I kiss this guy." Pretty funny huh?

There's a whole website devoted to misheard song lyrics:

http://www.kissthisguy.com

Example from REM's "Losing my religion": "Let's pee in the corner" (That's me in the corner) :hysteria:

Haha, I had to explain "Blinded By the Light" to my Mother when I was 17, then AGAIN to my kids when THEY were 17.