Stupid Guest Tricks

TORTUGA!! (yo ho.. ) Shouts of joy were heard from....

Everyone, as they were tired of trying to go to Hawaii, and wanted an adventure worthy of the SGT crew! So with spirits high and drinking spirits, they began to plan the trip that would define their megar existence into one of glory and adventure, and as the looked toward the sun setting on the band of adventurers, they heard someone remark.....

"I think we've run out of chimichangas."

But that turned out to be a good thing, because Grumpy Pirate...

had been complaining about the chimichangas. Purpura cooked up some pineapple upsidedown cake which was a hit with everyone but the one person who was standing upside in order to eat the cake and that person was...............

CLBeilby, who always does everything Purpura says...if it is upside-down cake, it must be eaten that way! Everyone loved the cake, and then.....

all the Princesses from The Princess Fantasy Fair with their Prince boyfriends in tow got on the bus and decided that....

pirates attacked. But it was okay, because the pirates were led by none other than that scoundrel,...

Wombat, who pointed out that the Princesses were not allowed on the bus, as they were too spoiled and did not deserve to be a member of the SGT crew, so they were made to go and work in the kitchen, cleaning up the mess from the upside down cake that was turned right side up so that people would not get disoriented and eat it sideways. Meanwhile....

Churchy arrived, along with a life-sized Figment, and began showing off her pin collection. The gang was especially impressed with her rare pin which displayed Mickey...

driving the exact same bus everyone was riding. Then, someone passed gas, thereby causing the Plan C evacuation of the bus. While we don't know who it was, suspicions are that it was the dog owned by...