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Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:15 pm
by darph nader
Why is beer only cold when you drink it,but not when you (burp) it??
If I get busted in Texas,can I call kutlu as a witness in my behalf??
Why do 2 wrongs 'not' make a right,but 3 lefts do?
Why am I doing this,when I should be getting another 'cold' one??
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:40 pm
by ktulu
darph nader wrote:Why is beer only cold when you drink it,but not when you (burp) it??
If I get busted in Texas,can I call kutlu as a witness in my behalf??
Why, heck yeah!
Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:20 am
by darph nader
The atomic weight of Cesium is 132.905.
The half life of a cold beer is 37secs. :D:
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:17 pm
by Purpura
The half life of a cold beer in Darph's hand is 5 seconds...
It's nice and sunny outside.
Why would my daughter say I was a barbecue?
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:31 pm
by BRWombat
ktulu wrote:Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.
Cars!!!! I love Mater.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:49 pm
by ktulu
BRWombat wrote:Cars!!!! I love Mater.
I watched it on the way to Japan :D:
I kept thinking that the whole time I was there, one of my favorite lines.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:40 pm
by mechurchlady
I love maters and taters but best is fried taters and half a tomato with lots of bacon. Tomato and bacon is yummy.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:38 pm
by crystal_crtr
I just hung a canapy/tent over my daughter's bed and hung up a shelf on her wall and once I get the snow white and the seven dwarf's pictures I will hang them up on the wall as well. She is going to have a princess room. Her purple beaded curtain is knotted up so bad right now that I'm just going to take it back to wal-mart and get a new one :sparky: that way it will be someone else's problem not mine :twisted:
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:12 pm
by Purpura
This is Sherriff Buford T Justice... I am out of my jurisdiction and I am chasing Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.
Can you guess what my hubby is watching on our DVR?
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:20 pm
by Big Wallaby
Purpura wrote:Can you guess what my hubby is watching on our DVR?
A movie with a car that I actually got to drove. It's true. Of course, this car was only on the screen a few seconds, but it was one of the cars they jumped. Even has bandit painted on the driver's side door, and was touched up by the guy who did the original painting on all the Trans Am cars they used.