Stupid Guest Tricks

I do miss MILF and we should go visit MILF so the SGT crew boarded the SG busses and .................... :D:

...set sail for Hawaii. Fortunately, the buses had hulls on them so they could float. Now, it would be a matter of months until they reached Kauai. But just then,...

Purpura sang a song that she sang in the ADD Thread!

Deck the Castles with snow falalalalala
Christmas stuff is in the stores falalalalalala
It's not even Thanksgiving yet falalalalalalala
I'm glad I work at Disneyland falalalalalala


Then....

...she thought about it for a second, and said to Main Streeter,...

this trip is supposed to last only three hours, have you seen the Professor Zazu?..........

"I could really use a pine float about now."

Suddenly environmental protestors appeared in a flotilla of solar-powered rafts, chanting loudly against the buses sailing to Hawaii (thus scoring a two-fer of protesting both Disney and ferries at the same time). Unbeknownst to them, Hobie had infiltrated their ranks, and began...

singing loudly in French. Then a storm cloud came up rendering all the solar-powered boats useless.

But just then, a sail was seen coming over the horizen. As it got closer, it was a three masted hobicat, and you could hear a voice exclaim: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition", and Hobie quickly got away from the protesters just as the ship.......

decimated the protestors and the SGT busses were able to continue on toward Hawaii. The hobicat was piloted by none other than ....................

Zazu, who had snuck aboard when no one was looking, and helped the crew overcome the protesters, who were swimming for shore. Meanwhile Churchy, helping navigate the busses, held the GPS wrong, and aimed the busses toward.......