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Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:49 pm
by DevilDuckie
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Wouldn't it be eaiser to just use a point to point transporter beam?
Don't be ridiculous.

Transporter beams are pretend.

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:13 pm
by ktulu
DevilDuckie wrote:Don't be ridiculous.

Transporter beams are pretend.
But my time machine is not...

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:37 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
DevilDuckie wrote:Don't be ridiculous.

Transporter beams are pretend.
No there not! Its just that the ones we have now, have to be encased in big aluminum tubes and requires so much power that they have to attach these big jet engines to power it up. And because of the lack of computer space, it can sometimes take many hours to de-materialize and re-materialize at the destination. which has to be out in an open area so that it wound cause an accident.

Sheesh, I though EVERYONE knew this!!

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:18 pm
by EeyoresButterfly
PirateCSI wrote:If I had seen that, I think I would have stepped in and said, "I'm sorry, but platform nine-and-three-quarters is that way."
Found it! This was how we got onto Harry Potter. It's all the pirate's fault.

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:20 pm
by 1team1dream
File this one under "Silly Guest Logic"

Here is a conversation I heard at Coffee House this morning while waiting for my coffee...

Mom - "What would you like for breakfast?"

* Child was looking at the chocolate chip cookies!

Mom - "No you can have a cinammon roll, but you cannot have a cookie!"

Thank goodness mom is an authority on nutrition! :confused:

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:09 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
1team1dream wrote:File this one under "Silly Guest Logic"

Here is a conversation I heard at Coffee House this morning while waiting for my coffee...

Mom - "What would you like for breakfast?"

* Child was looking at the chocolate chip cookies!

Mom - "No you can have a cinammon roll, but you cannot have a cookie!"

Thank goodness mom is an authority on nutrition! :confused:
As long as she let him have a double expresso to wash it down!!!

hehehehe

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:15 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
EeyoresButterfly wrote:Found it! This was how we got onto Harry Potter. It's all the pirate's fault.
oh sure, its always a pirates fault whenever things don't go your way!!!


hehehehe

who ya gonna call??

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:15 pm
by Shorty82
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:who ya gonna call??
Ghost Busters! :)

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:45 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Shorty82 wrote:Ghost Busters! :)
Something strange in yer neighboorhood?

hehehe

Re: Parenting at its finest

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:21 pm
by hobie16
It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already.