Stupid Guest Tricks

I used to say it all the time....never got any flack from it....

Also, everyone's favorite...what time is the 4:45 parade (this was long ago)....the correct answer was always "Quarter to five." Usually, they would make it about 15 steps away before it would hit them...

IndyandMarion wrote:Does the Great American Adventure Ride have fastpass?

Now I thought she might have been talking about the American Adventure over at EPCOT (This was asked at MGM, Coaster).

I thought for a moment seriously thinking she might be thinking about that or GMR.

You sure thats the name?
Yes, it's here at MGM.
It's not the American attraction at EPCOT?
No, ITS THE ONE HERE
Ma'ma, we dont have a ride here at the Studios by that name
YES YOU DO IT'S BEHIND THE HAT.
So I proceeded to pull out a map sitting on top of the Fastpass machine and said "Ok, then please show me where it is on the map"

She searched for it and said thats it! (pointing to GMR).
Ok, so your Great American Adventure Ride is the Great Movie Ride, no they dont have fastpass.

What pissed me off was that she was like five inches from my face and started yelling at me and calling me a liar....it happens all the time I know....but that is one thing you DONT do to me before 10 am...otherwise, your on the ride to hell and Ill kill you....Im not a morning nor a ****ing people person before 10 am.

The word is "Ma'am." --You've consistently mispelled it twice now; HERE'S YOUR SIGN! :twisted:

Getting back to the point of the topic of stupid questions from the apparent Spelling Bee or English class that this was...

"Ladies and Gentlemen at this time, due to technical difficulties, the rock n roller coaster has been forced to suspend it's operations. In basic terms, we are closed at this time. We do not have an estimated time in which we will reopen. If you hold a fastpass, we will still honor it should we reopen later in the day. Once again at this time, due to technical difficulties, the rock n roller coaster has been forced to suspend it's operations. In basic terms, we are closed at this time. We do not have an estimated time in which we will reopen. If you hold a fastpass, we will still honor it should we reopen later in the day." (Yes, I really do say that twice)

Guest (Right in front of me)-So you guys are closed?

Me: No, no we're open, it's just a selective amount of people we're letting in right now.

(At EPCOT on July 4th, waiting a barbaric three hours for IllumiNATIONS, MGM sets off their fireworks)

Guest: Oh are those for IllumiNATIONS?
CM: They could be, however those are for the Studios.
Guest: Oh Universal?
CM: No, Paramount Park
Guest: Oh, Ok.

And, que smilie...

Got one for you... I was in the break room at Wal-mart and one of the other employees had left their cell phone on the table and walked away. The phone rang. When he came back I told him he got a call.

"Why didn't you answer it?"
"Because I'm pretty sure it wasn't for me."

Here's your sign...

Here are two that I found in another topic (Credit added to the items):

[font=Arial]From SilverStyle:
Guest: Does this elevator go down
Me: blank stare
(Note from IndyandMarion)Answer could have been "Nope, this is the elevator that goes side to side, the down elevator is over there.[/font]
[font=Arial]saidthekat
So, i'm standing outside of book... because we're cycling out for the parade, and this woman walks up to me, and says "what's going to be here?"
Me: "The parade of dreams."
Guest: "WHAT'S going to be here?!"
Me: "Walt disney's parade of dreams..." and begin explaining what the parade is, who's in it, etc...
Guest: (she interrupts me in a disgusted tone), "NO! What time is the parade?!"
Me: "Oh," i say, "7:00."[/font]

Wow. I didn't even realize this but I started this thread over a year ago...Wait, I've been at this site for over a year now? Jebus! Well, here we go again...time to get these stupid questions up here...if only I had some to post.... :(

TODAY's Great Questions and Quotes from Soarin' at Epcot:

Quote: "You better get your shit together mister we have been in line for almost an hour and forty five minutes and the sign downstairs said one hour and twenty minutes"
Reply" Sir that sign is in minutes and not hours your wait was 120 minutes which is Two hours"
"Cricket...cricket"

Quote: "You should really post a warning on your sign that this ride goes upside down"
Reply: "Why? It doesn't"
Quote: Well tht what she said, pointing to another Guest"
Reply: "She doesn't work here and obviously has never been on it"
Quote from the other Guest: "Don't listen to him he doesnt know anything"
Reply: "Have you been on Soarin' before Ma'am"
Quote from OG: "Yes, two years ago (snippy like)"
Reply: " Interesting we only opened May 5th of this year"
"Cricket...Cricket"

Announcement: "I am sorry folks but we are all out of Fastpasses for the day, there will be no more until tomorrow, PLease use the Stand-by Line, thank you."
(EVERYONE TOGETHER)
Replies from all sides in 20 seconds or less:
Will there be more later?
Are you out of Fastpass?
When will you have more?
Then how do we get on?
(REPEAT ANNOUNCEMENT LOUDER)
So you'll have more later?
Are you out of Fastpass?
Are the machines broken, will you open later?"
Is the ride broken down?
(SOUND OF MY HEAD POUNDING AGAINST A WALL)

After the Fifth Brazilian tour group in an Hour with every other person asking WHAT IS THIS GAME?
My respone: SKEEBALL ONLY BETTER :p:

Negotiation Officer: CJ! Put the gun down and step away from the brazilian.

CJ: But he asked the stupidest question ever!

Officer: He's Brazilian! The only words, with all due respect, that most of them can speak clearly are FRONT ROW, Step away from them, NOW!

CJ: Alright, alright.

Random guest: What time is the 3 pm parade?

*CJ turns to the guest* :twisted:

Officer: Oh hell, here we go again. Men, get the bricks!

CJ: OK. You...Win X[

Sorry....But that group of HYS...whoa...