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CAPTION CONTEST, Week 30! How would YOU caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST, Week 30! How would YOU caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)

In a breaking story...this kitten was totally bewildered when he noticed that the newsman had such a tiny little head. Film at 11.

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST, Week 30! How would YOU caption this picture?

Will cute kitten videos overtake porn as the primary source of traffic on the Internet? Stay tuned for the surprising answer!

And in breaking news scientists have discovered our feeding slaves can read.

Several first-time placers this week, including first-time winner and longtime friend from my Colorado days Melody O'Grady!



Honorable Mentions: Scott Collier (1st time placing): “I taught I taw a putty tat!"; Joe Hoofnagle (also 1st time): “And it has just been announced, the name of the new prince is.....FUZZY!!!”; DisneyMom (um… 10th honorable mention!...): “Coming at 11, Feral Cats at Disneyland say they are being harassed by Giant Mice.....”; Bob Hodges: “I'm not wearing any pants, film at 11.”; and Don Kistler: “And they said I couldn't do hard news!”

Thanks to all who entered! New picture coming Monday!

Here's the one that was missed while SGT was down. Several first-time placers once again this week, including first-time winner and all-around silly person Scott Collier!



NOTE: Papa John’s Pizza offers half off any online order the day after the Texas Rangers score 7 or more runs, and I suppose they make similar offers in other baseball towns (which would presumably exclude Anaheim). :)

Honorable Mentions: Rich Eick (1st time placing): “What do you mean I am getting kicked out for singing the National Anthem out of key?!?! Obviously you are tone deaf, ump!!"; Don Smith: “Yeah, but they said I could throw the first pitch.....What's this ‘ceremonial’ cr#p? And where's the batter?”; Graham Smith (also 1st time): “Look, THIS is paper. You're not even doing 'rock' properly, you idiot. Do I need to show you how 'scissors' looks as well?”; and Jason Williams: “You should probably hurry up and eject me. I don't think that Tex-Mex I had for lunch is agreeing with me....”

New picture coming later today!

CAPTION CONTEST, Week 32! From a classic bad movie. How would YOU caption this picture?



Comment below! The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. (As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.)

Does anyone know where lost and found is? I hope it's close, my family is still in line for Jungle Cruise.

Who keeps leaving their dead at the Haunted Mansion? I hate cleaning this stuff up.

What have you been eating lady? Rosarita Refrieds? The least you could do is reach up here and pinch my nose.