Stupid Guest Tricks

"Hey, look, I have a diamond one." That infuriated Polar to no end, because...

He didn't like CHurchy sporking around without any direction, but Wallaby and Darph, both began to....

relax the group with their origional speil. This speil was the best ever as Darph and Wallaby had......

Downed three or four shots of rum, and were heard singing "Yo ho Yo Ho a Pirates life for me".., BUT the rest of the SGT'ers went up to them and.....

gave Wallaby more rum in a Lapu Lapu. Cheshire Figment looked around and thought,...

"What we REALLY need here is a...."

... warning device that will sound an alarm whenever a stupid guest approaches."

Zazu quickly chimed in that such a device would not help, as it would constantly be going off. Cheshire smiled and said, "Ah yes, but what you don't realize is..."

Churchy, Darph, and I have been working on such a device, in a secret lab right next to where Walt's frozen body is being kept. The Disney people want the device to make a new land called "SGT land", where your can enter, but not leave! And all the rides and attractions......

are powered by SGs just like in MILF which reminded Zazu of his .................................

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But Zazu smiled, turned to Churchy and said,