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Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:31 am
by Purpura
My daughter called me a barbecue last night. We were talking before she went to bed, and she said I was shaped like a barbecue too. This was due to hearing that she was pretending to be a barbecue -from Grandma - on the little one's first day of school on Tuesday the fourth...
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:36 am
by hobie16
crystal_crtr wrote:I think I'll tell that one to my AC/DC teacher he will get a kick out of that one.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:44 am
by mechurchlady
Main Streeter wrote:ELDER ABUSE!! :mad: :twisted: I just can't understand nor grasp these posts.
God or Polar give me the courage to shut up!!!
Admit it and come out of the closet. You are a closet SGT ADD member and you love being wild and crazy like the rest of us.
Oh look an 81 year old woman for sale and she comes with a wheelchair and one way ticket to Cambodia.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:11 pm
by mechurchlady
mom called me a turtle a couple days ago because of my driving over a bridge and getting as narrow as possible view.
OOH I see
I see
I forgot what I saw but I do know that a vacation with hornets would be more fun than an hour with my mother.
look a hornet.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:15 pm
by Cranbiz
mechurchlady wrote:
look a hornet.
Where is my can of Raid???
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:08 pm
by Shorty82
Cranbiz wrote:Where is my can of Raid???
Did you leave it on that bug infested bus, 4whatever, you guys talk about? :)
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:27 pm
by Main Streeter
Purpura wrote:My daughter called me a barbecue last night. We were talking before she went to bed, and she said I was shaped like a barbecue too.
This description should help me find you. :D: ;)
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:21 pm
by Princess Susi
Hubby just brought the cat home from the vet where they drained him...the cat, not hubby...
oh...maybe hubby's wallet too...
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:51 pm
by LittleDollClaudia
I got a lovely bunch of coconuts..
Hmm, I want to go to the Farmer's Market and get some fruit. Bananas, apples, oranges, watermelon, peaches... a sleazy niteclub is also called a fruit stand for all the sexy bimbos in low cut shirts..
Is it too early to buy a pumpkin to carve?
Gah, Captain Jack has stolen my brain and given me his. Damn that sexy betch!
Seen on a t-shirt yesterday: "I haven't lost my mind, I sold it on Ebay."
I wonder how much it was worth. A dollar?
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:52 pm
by darph nader
Big Wallaby wrote:Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Probably to crap on your bus. :twisted: