Stupid Guest Tricks

GMC wrote:unless you don't work for disney, then you don't count (jk yes you do, without your role in the economy, there would be no disney!)

What about bums?

yes, but they still get chairs! I still have a ways to go before management, i need to land a few leaderships roles, and maybe a college degree, but thanks for the encouragement, it means alot actually.

Stduck wrote:I think I have only seen my manager sitting in his office...once (And that was for my meeting). Once at tower at Mansion (he had bumped someone out so they could talk to the lead). So a total of twice. Attractions managers are more out and about then anything.

During my time at PGA, the Rides Supervisors were told they could only be in the office if they were handling paperwork and since Park Ops. is air-conditioned and disiplinary actions generate the most paperwork.....I think you get the idea.

StupidGuestQuest wrote:I am just a guest. And now I'm on a quest. I have two trips planned this year - one to DL and one to WDW. I'm going to see if I can get myself posted on this board and earn myself a sign.

This should be fun!!! :D:

I somehow managed to get myself posted on this forum before I knew it even existed! I'm mentioned in a thread in "Stupid Employee Tricks." Before anyone asks, no, I wasn't the "stupid employee." :p:

Alyssa3467 wrote:I somehow managed to get myself posted on this forum before I knew it even existed! I'm mentioned in a thread in "Stupid Employee Tricks." Before anyone asks, no, I wasn't the "stupid employee." :p:

:::Raises hand in a crowd::: That would be my dumb ass!

Don't be so hard on yourself... I've had far worse happen *cough*Fry's*cough*

hhsrat wrote:I'm pretty sure our managers use a combination of FLIK cards and knowing where the line is backed up to to make the determination on what to post as our wait time.

As far as HYS posts ... I was asked if we had animals in the park. No, we just call it "Disney's Animal Kingdom" because we thought it sounded cool.

Overheard on KS..."Are those real animals?" Nope, they're animatronics that have been rain-proofed.

A little off the subject, overheard at Busch Gardens...
CM: "Look, killer African ducks! Do you know what sound a killer African duck makes?"
Little Girl: "No"
CM: "Aflac"

Here's a few good ones from the parking lots and trams:

1. Q. Is this Disneyland parking or California Adventure Parking?
A. Yes

2. Q. Does the Mickey and Friends tram go by Harbor BLVD?
A. No, it doesn't.
Q. Why not?! It's facing that way!

3. Where can I see the fireworks?
A. In the Sky (Wish I could say that) :twisted:

4. This isn't Disneyland! This is Magic Mountain / Knott's Berry Farm!

5. What do you mean I can't park closer?! I have kids!!

6. G:What do you mean I can't park in front of the entrance?! I ALWAYS park there!
CM: Those parking spots no longer exist.
G: Since when???
CM: Since DCA was built.

7. G: When are you going to stop at the parking structure?
CM: The Lion King Trams do not travel to the parking structure.
G: Yes they do!! I got off right here!!
CM: Do you remember the World of Disney Store?
G: YES!
CM: That's on the other side.
G: OH....O.K.

8. G: I'm parked in the mickey and friends structure.
CM: I'm sorry, the Lion King tram doesn't go there.
G: I heard you the first time, I didn't think you were talking to me. :mad:

9. G: Do you work here?
CM: No, I got these clothes off of EBAY :twisted:
or
CM: No, I won a contest that let's me be a Cast Member for a day. :twisted:

Again, I wish I could respond that way just one time.

10. How do I get to Knott's?

11. How do I get to the hotel? (No name or clue as to which hotel is given)

12. What's the level of the parking structure called that's above the top one?

Talk about Here's your sign!!

IRSmart1 wrote:Wish I could say that

Why can't you?