Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Tick Tock? IS that you???

"You must never smile at a crocodile...."

What was Captain Hook's name before a certain nasty little boy (dressed in green) cut off his hand and fed it to a crocodile? (and then he had to get the hook.)

BRWombat wrote:I looked at the pin name and saw it was an April Fool's Day pin, and I wondered why. It took me a second to realize that in the Partner's statue, Walt was holding Donald's hand!

Where did you see that? I want it!

Cheshire Figment wrote:(and then he had to get the hook.)

And along with his nickname, what was his given, real name before he had the hook?

There's a pirate joke that keeps going through my mind, and I mean to post it, but I keep forgetting to do so. I'll do it as soon as I get a round tuit.

EDIT: Found one I could copy and paste, so I decided not to wait.

[font=courier new]A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."[/font]

Purpura runs through..."I am addicted to the concierge lounge tarts at the Disneyland hotel I want some more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!"Susi got me addicted to them. Blame her ;) :p: Hihohiho it's off to work I go.... Seeyalater "

Does anyone know if Darph uses an alias?


Man Rides Lawn Mower to Liquor Store
ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) -- A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said.

Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said.

He told officers that his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, two miles from home.

His blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police told WLEN-FM. They arrested him and confiscated the mower.

Kozumplik declined to comment Monday night.

hobie16 wrote:Does anyone know if Darph uses an alias?


Man Rides Lawn Mower to Liquor Store
ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) -- A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said.

Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said.

He told officers that his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, two miles from home.

His blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police told WLEN-FM. They arrested him and confiscated the mower.

Kozumplik declined to comment Monday night.

Oh MAN!! now how is he gonna cut his grass??

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Oh MAN!! now how is he gonna cut his grass??

He probably didn't even when he had the mower. Or if he did "mow" it was something less than "golf course" precision. ;)

Randy

hobie16 wrote:Does anyone know if Darph uses an alias?


Man Rides Lawn Mower to Liquor Store
ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) -- A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said.

Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said.

He told officers that his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, two miles from home.

His blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police told WLEN-FM. They arrested him and confiscated the mower.

Kozumplik declined to comment Monday night.

I would have been really impressed if he was from the upper peninsula of michigan, but unfortunately real close to the Ohio border.

Purpura wrote:"I am addicted to the concierge lounge tarts at the Disneyland hotel I want some more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!"

Help you get some, or help you resist the ladies' blandishments?

And are there any my age?

Zazu wrote:Help you get some, or help you resist the ladies' blandishments?

And are there any my age?

Uhm These tarts I speak of, have a square crust, vanilla pudding filling, slices of Kiwi fruit, raspberries, blackberries,and strawberries... And I don't think you'd want to eat any of the tarts if they managed to last that long...

:D :D :D

Purpura wrote:Uhm These tarts I speak of, have a square crust, vanilla pudding filling, slices of Kiwi fruit, raspberries, blackberries,and strawberries... And I don't think you'd want to eat any of the tarts if they managed to last that long...

:D :D :D

Sure they are! That's only what you want us to think. :)