STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

[BRWombat]

I would think you would have wanted her out of town the quickest way possible.

Once out of town, who cares where else she goes??? :twisted:

[Big Wallaby]

It is a polite and nice thing to do.

Of course, the Turnpike will cost her a bit of money. If it comes completely unexpectedly, it could cost her a bunch.

[CycloneMan]

Two most recent questions:

1. Are the dinosaurs real?

2. Where's Adam and Eve?
(unless you want a rant, you don't want to hear what I said)

[Big Wallaby]

2. Where's Adam and Eve?
(unless you want a rant, you don't want to hear what I said)

Go for it. Isn't that one of the express purposes of SGT?

[leftcoaster]

Two most recent questions:

1. Are the dinosaurs real?

2. Where's Adam and Eve?
(unless you want a rant, you don't want to hear what I said)

Genesis 2:4

[Kevi-sama]

Yes. At Revenge of the Mummy, in the temple queue, sometimes I would stand very still, only to move unexpectedly and scare people. Some would say things like "I didn't think he was real".

I get that all the time.

[Terrytunes]

Two SG questions:

After selling them tickets and handing them their receipt: "What do I use to get in?" Duh, one of those pieces of paper I just handed you idiot!! Figure it out!!!

And: "Is it going to rain today?" Uh, do I look like the weather man? Do I look like God? I responded to this one after giving the SG a blank look, "I don't know." I really wanted to respond one of the above comments. Or, "Yes, DL briefs us on the weather every day when we get here in the morning so that we could better accomodate YOU. You're so special and we want to make your day as magical as possible."

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Two SG questions:

After selling them tickets and handing them their receipt: "What do I use to get in?" Duh, one of those pieces of paper I just handed you idiot!! Figure it out!!!

And: "Is it going to rain today?" Uh, do I look like the weather man? Do I look like God? I responded to this one after giving the SG a blank look, "I don't know." I really wanted to respond one of the above comments. Or, "Yes, DL briefs us on the weather every day when we get here in the morning so that we could better accomodate YOU. You're so special and we want to make your day as magical as possible."

You should say "No", even if it is pouring!! Just tell them that the dome will be put in place if it rains more than a few inches of water! (hehehehe)

[CelebrationNM]

And: "Is it going to rain today?"

I got this question all the time. In fact, I became a bit of an amateur meteorologist. Something to the effect of: [INDENT]"Well, I just checked the park's "AccuWeather Radar" (AKA 'weather.com') and it looks like the rain will be here in another hour or so, but there’s a bit of a break developing so there's a chance it'll miss us.” [/INDENT]They seemed to look past the fact that I just told them “it’s either going to rain or it isn’t” and formulated their plans accordingly.

They should hire me over at Fox 35.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I got this question all the time. In fact, I became a bit of an amateur meteorologist. Something to the effect of: [INDENT]"Well, I just checked the park's "AccuWeather Radar" (AKA 'weather.com') and it looks like the rain will be here in another hour or so, but there’s a bit of a break developing so there's a chance it'll miss us.” [/INDENT]They seemed to look past the fact that I just told them “it’s either going to rain or it isn’t” and formulated their plans accordingly.

They should hire me over at Fox 35.

You could also add that "the high pressure system from a stream of warm air rising over the park has possibly delayed the moisture release!"

(heheheeeeeee!!)