Stupid Guest Tricks

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:So, a girl in my classroom was wearing a very low-cut dress. I told her she'd have to go to the office to get a t-shirt to cover up. When she stood up, the dress was way too short, too. As I was writing her up, she huffed and puffed the way only a sixteen year old girl can, and said "This is the second time I've been sent up for dress code!"

"What were you wearing the last time?"

"This!"

You think that the first warning is enough! What are parents thinking? Wait, never mind. Parents don't think. I swear, some parents deserved to be beaten with a stick.

I think the parents think their daughter's boobs are cute enough to be shared with the whole world.

Usually when moms of daughters who dress like that come to school, they look like strippers.

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I think the parents think their daughter's boobs are cute enough to be shared with the whole world.

Usually when moms of daughters who dress like that come to school, they look like strippers.

...And they wonder why teen pregnancy is going up...

(no pun intended!...well, maybe just a bit...hehehe)

There are 19 girls that are PG in my department. Most of them are under the age of 19. When I was young, my mom told me if I were to kill the rabbit, I would be kicked out of the house and would be on my own on that one. I am now past 40 and I don't have kids. Those who have then at 14 or 15, they will have to go to continuation school, get a job when they hit 16 and also have to raise the kid.

I have seen the kids wear clothes that are tasteless. Leave those clothes at home and seriously have a professional help you pick out clothes. A hooker is not a professional dresser. :mad:

turkeyham wrote: A hooker is not a professional dresser. :mad:

If they are a full time hooker, thus a professional hooker, wouldn't hooker type dress make them a professional dresser?

turkeyham wrote:When I was young, my mom told me if I were to kill the rabbit, I would be kicked out of the house and would be on my own on that one.

First the ring, then the thing.

My parents are old fashion. They are still married after 43 years. They told all of us kids when you grow up, you want to finish college, date, get a good job, get married and if you want, have some kids. It is like the Morry Polvick show. You see the young kids who have kids and they can't handle taking care of them.

turkeyham wrote:My parents are old fashion. They are still married after 43 years. They told all of us kids when you grow up, you want to finish college, date, get a good job, get married and if you want, have some kids. It is like the Morry Polvick show. You see the young kids who have kids and they can't handle taking care of them.

I think you mean the Maury Povich show.

I've seen the Morry Polvick show. It's not bad.

BRWombat wrote:I've seen the Morry Polvick show. It's not bad.

I've seen it to. The show really begs the question, where do they find those people? They can't be stupid enough to volunteer to be on the show can they? Can they?!?!