Stupid Guest Tricks

Ted Kennedy. The SGT gang approached his house but turned tail for the busses and took of for Key West after seeing Teddy wearing nothing but .................

A GIANTthong. Everyone screamed and cowered and covered their bleeding eyes, while the lobsters did their skeleton dance. Big ole Teddy looked around at the group and pronounced...

"Can I take you on a drive across the rivah?" That was enough to send the group fleeing in terror (losing hold of their ting tangs in the process), until they met Zazu, who happened to be carrying an enormous...

Churchy, who was starting a Ting Tang collection, but Churchy was eating a bowl of Chowda and could not be bothered, when Wombat stepped up and handed her a........

get-out-of-jail-free card if she's ever speeding in Texas. Which, on further research, turned out to be worthless because you can't get arrested for speeding in Texas. Churchy tossed her bowl of chowdah in anger at Wombat, screaming, ...

Whadda think ?, That "ITs a small world after all?" And then turned to ZaZu and said, Do you have any of those Coconuts your were singing about? Oh and by the way, were going to Disneyland for some Dole whips for everyone, I talked to Hobie, and he said he would pay for.....

Churros! Before getting on the road AGAIN, the group wanted to see....

Susislicker do a magic trick, and help everyone the bus, Except Churchy, who had spilled the Chowdah on her lap when she tried to throw it, and was using......

A Golden Spork, to which ktulu said.............