Stupid Guest Tricks

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Big Wallaby wrote:Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be...close to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu (background cut in) CLOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUU

I soooooooooo almost ended up with two more 'rats" tonight. Petsmart had two baby ferrets. They were so tiny and sweet and cute and it breaks my heart that they will probably be split up. Now we normally adopt mistreated ones, but, man, these two were beyond cute.

I will pray to FSM for self control to not either 1) Tom Cruise Mission Impossible in to steal them 2) take my satanic ferret in and leave it and pretend I came with the cute baby one or 3) break down and buy them

(we have 6 ferrets now..they have "ferretville" in our finished basement. They have tubes, sleepy sacks, toys, ramps, ect to run and play. It's a virtual ferret Disneyland down there.)

Hubby put his foot down and said "no" though. He won't get any until 2010.

Got stuck on MK ES for a while tonight

I actually had the boss on the bus tonight :mickey:

I was about to ask for a raise but ...........Hey look, a flower.

Did you know that Belle is a blonde?

Cranbiz wrote:Did you know that Belle is a blonde?

Hey, long as she's hot... that's all that counts.

Oh, and I saw the afternoon Cinderella today. Cranbiz will understand what I mean by that.

You know you've been posting too much on SGT when...

Your postcount goes up by 20-30 in one sitting....

When you realize you've been sitting, posting, for the last three hours...

When you refresh the browser and see this:



When you get on the site to check for new posts, and you're still the last one to post...

Cranbiz wrote:Did you know that Belle is a blonde?

Low IQ?? :D: ;) Get a grip. I can legally spew this. :janet: :angelica:

[font=Palatino Linotype]my daughter told me i listen to fossil rock [/font]

hobie16 wrote:Next up is Watts. amp x volt = watts

x Power Factor. ;)

Another telephone story:

The wife of a friend of my dads used to work as a customer service rep for the local electric company (this was
many many years ago). Anyway, she gets a call from a customer who says, "My power went out."
She replies, "Well sir, I don't have any other reports of outages in your area. Can you tell me what happened?"

SC (stupid customer): "Well, I am putting in an air conditioner. The plug on the air conditioner has three prongs,
and the outlet that I want to plug it into only has two. So I got out my drill, and was drilling a third hole,
and the power went out."

leftcoaster wrote: SC (stupid customer): "Well, I am putting in an air conditioner. The plug on the air conditioner has three prongs,
and the outlet that I want to plug it into only has two. So I got out my drill, and was drilling a third hole,
and the power went out."

That is too funny!!!

I think I'll tell that one to my AC/DC teacher he will get a kick out of that one.