Stupid Guest Tricks

BRWombat wrote:Why am I picturing sort of a Men in Black thing here... maybe "Men in Black Ears"?

Ah Hah,,,Main Streeter's brothers. Incognito. ;)

darph nader wrote:Ah Hah,,,Main Streeter's brothers. Incognito. ;)

:D: :D: Cold day in CALIFORNIA :) when they'd be in suits. Funny, darph. Like

Zazu wrote: What, again? Sorrry.

Wow, you're on a roll. And admit it, you're not sorry.

And like those funky Mike Fink Keel Boat controls, off we go steering in yet another direction... :D:

+1 on the earpieces!

Is it because of us lowly, unwashed hourlies hideous banter that would
force Tinkerbelle into full a-fib? Oh, I think not.

Allow me to paint the picture of a real life situation for your enjoyment.

Off we travel to the horse & buggy (Motorola) days.... and here I am
with my 1.3lb best friend on full volume (so I can actually hear the damn
calls) amidst 50 or so guests:

"--- Adventure one Control ---"

"-- Adventure one! --" (not me I assure you. :cool :)

"-- We need you to 10-87 Cast Health for multiple cast injuries with
possible substance abuse! -- "

I don't think I've seen that many jaws drop simultaneously in a long
time, nor have I bailed a different location that fast, EVER.

why do you need undercover officers

squeebnot wrote:why do you need undercover officers

To keep an eye on things. There's a lot more they do but I can't talk about that.

squeebnot wrote:why do you need undercover officers

I would be lost without undercover. Lost!

Main Streeter wrote:I would be lost without undercover. Lost!

You know there are park maps available at the entrance, as well as in the shops, and also from some friendly custodial CMs...

ktulu wrote:You know there are park maps available at the entrance, as well as in the shops, and also from some friendly custodial CMs...

Think you're smart right? :p: If you weren't my I T.... ;) Wait. Shops have maps? Only if guest leave them. Maps help me not at all. Am always lost, but this isn't what I meant. You know I Love quick wit.

Something along the lines of " Park 1 please respond to a 10-65, 10-38, 10-100 outside of __(I forget the location)___" Which means an angry guest that has vomited and wet themselves....
I wonder what that was about.....