Stupid Guest Tricks

We're not in a DSA so ya can't fire up them stogies here!! Hobie and Churchy just laughed and Hobie pulled out a.....

machine gun and mowed down the Mouse (obviously an imposter -- not the real Mickey) in a hail of bullets. As sirens blared in the distance...

Wombat walked in, singing "I was born under a wondering star", only better than Lee marvin, and looked at Hobie and said "Ooh Eee, Ooh Ahh Ahh, Ting Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang," to which Churchy said....

"I know where you can get a 'Ting Tang,'" and gave everyone a web address. It was amazing, because...

No one had ever heard of the Witch Doctor before that, but then, Just when everyone was about to go online and order some extra nice Ting Tangs, Wombat looked at Churchy, and said......

"The Daleks are invading! The Daleks are invading!"

Purpura pulled pattimelt aside and commented,

I don't care, I have to see a [font="Arial Black"]DOCTOR, WHO[/font] are you talking about? And turned to Hobie and said.....

"You need to find someone like Captain Kirk who can fix this."

Hobie, wondering what he had been thinking when starting this thread, said...

stop that damn Small World song, which was stuck in their heads
since the arch.

The answer was obviously to visit New Jersey, whereas of this morning,
it is now legal to capture and eat wild squirrels. Which was a relief from that
annoying drive to Maine.

But since nobody had life insurance, the executive decision was made to...

Drive to Cape Cod for some real chowda and to see......