Stupid Guest Tricks

Zazu wrote:That reminds me. Saw a really great short film at the Florida Film Festival. The title of the piece is "Bitch", and the lead's hobby was clothslining in-line skaters. She's gotta be one of us!

Starring: Syndrome ?

Pfft. I hate these things. I was the ONLY one that told kids not to use them at Knott's (as a matter of fact, we didnt even have a rule about these. Kids were allowed to use them!). I hated them and told them that if theyre going to be skating and under 18, they better have a helmet (CA Law I believe). Always worked. But....if I flashback....


Way back in the day when I was a mere child of 16, I remember going to good old Six Flags Magic Mountain. I was waiting in line for Goliath when these two 14ish year old kids who had "Flash Passes" or something (SFMMs version of a FP) come flying through the line going "LOOK OUT WE HAVE A FRONT OF THE LINE PASS GET OUT OF OUR WAY WE GET TO GO IN FRONT OF YOU!" One of them had our favorite things to hate on--HEELYS!

I was instantly annoyed. I nonchalantly raised my arm to my side as if I were stretching and nailed the kid in the face. He went down pretty good. The entire line laughed at him. They turned beet red and they ran away.

Best day I ever had at Six Flags.

(Yeah, Im a horrible person!)

Freak wrote:I was instantly annoyed. I nonchalantly raised my arm to my side as if I were stretching and nailed the kid in the face. He went down pretty good. The entire line laughed at him. They turned beet red and they ran away.

Bwahahahaha!!!!! I don't think you're horrible, I think you're brave. The people who wear those stupid things deserve what happens to them!

Freak wrote:I nonchalantly raised my arm to my side as if I were stretching and nailed the kid in the face. He went down pretty good. The entire line laughed at him. They turned beet red and they ran away.

Aw Freak, YOU ARE MY HERO! :) Good one! :hi5:

All hail the Freak!

Hail!

Hail!

Hail!

Could you post video of your technique for the rest of us to study and master? :D:

Freak,

When you come to FL, I have a maingate entrance reserved for you.

Then I'll video Freaks techniques for all of us to use.

WTG.

WAY TO GO FREAK,just for that I'm going to toast you with a cold one. ;) (no comment MS)

My feet are small enough to wear children's sizes. Don't you think I should get a pair of Heelies and start plowing over kids???


BTW, had a girl bump past me in them the other day at Epcot. Just a brush, but, being that I'm 5 mo. pregnant, her dad looked really, really embarrassed! :twisted:


...not embarrassed enough to have her take them off, though.

Conservative Hippie wrote:Don't you think I should get a pair of Heelies and start plowing over kids???

As long as you use them only to go after those who are already wearing the Heelys, I'll work on our top DOT guy to give you a license to use Heelys in the Disney parks. After all, you have to fight fire with fire, right?


Here are your rules of operation and engagement:

1) Wheels up until you see a SG on the Heelys (hereafter: HSG), or until you are requested by a Cast member to use them for any purpose they like.

2) Upon seeing a HSG rolling, you are to begin your attack run. All Cast members in the vicinity will clear a path for you, between you and HSG.

3) You are to hit HSG at a speed no less than 10 miles per hour.

4) You will wear protective padding under your clothing, that is well-padded, yet has hard covers, so as to protect you while inflicting as much damage to HSG as possible.

After about three such incidents, you will be banned from ever wearing Heelys to Disney again (just like everyone else), but each Cast member who appreciates you will donate something of value.

Big Wallaby wrote:...After about three such incidents, you will be banned from ever wearing Heelys to Disney again...

Incidents? What incidents? Did anyone here see any incidents? :twisted: