Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Just as long as you stay away from the Bongo's at AK, they throw quills!!!

And we have at least three of them that I've seen together. We might even have a fourth.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Just as long as you stay away from the Bongo's at AK, they throw quills!!!

(visual) An animal wearing crossed bandoliers holding what seem to be loads of throwing knives. But the knives are revealed to be quill pens, dipped in poison ink (for poison pen letters). Then as a Guest passes nearby, the animal draws a quill pen and throws it "with deadly accuracy". :D:

Randy

Kwahati wrote:Edited to additionally add: "I love you period -- Do you love me question-mark -- Please, please, exclamation-point -- I wanna hold you in parentheses" (I don't remember who sang that, but I just thought of it and thought I'd share since, clearly, if it's important enough to be in my head, it's important enough to share with you all!)

You're probably having flashbacks to Allan Sherman singing "Night and Day, by Cole Porter, with Punctuation Marks Included".

Whether near to me or far dot dot dot
It's no matter darling where you are I think of you semicolon
Day and night comma night and day exclamation point

Yeah, good stuff.

Big Wallaby wrote:And we have at least three of them that I've seen together. We might even have a fourth.

When you find a fifth, give me a call.

I'll bring the ice.

Randy B wrote:(visual) An animal wearing crossed bandoliers holding what seem to be loads of throwing knives. But the knives are revealed to be quill pens, dipped in poison ink (for poison pen letters). Then as a Guest passes nearby, the animal draws a quill pen and throws it "with deadly accuracy". :D:

Randy

Remember that they can fly!! so it could be from above, like a pigon!!!

Zazu wrote:You're probably having flashbacks to Allan Sherman singing "Night and Day, by Cole Porter, with Punctuation Marks Included".

Whether near to me or far dot dot dot
It's no matter darling where you are I think of you semicolon
Day and night comma night and day exclamation point

Yeah, good stuff.

Reminds me of Victor Borge's routine where he put sounds to the punctuation marks. Funny stuff.

BRWombat wrote:Reminds me of Victor Borge's routine where he put sounds to the punctuation marks. Funny stuff.

Thats who I was thinking of, when I first saw it, laugh out loud funny. Not expecting it from someone playing "classical" music on a pie-ann-er!!

Zazu wrote:When you find a fifth, give me a call.

I'll bring the ice.

That night, we're also serving Fried Bontebok, with a Black Rhino dipping sauce and some stuffed Okapi. Starting cost to eat this meal, however, will start at $300,000 for the smallest portions, because after we do this I will need to replace my job. And I think serving and eating endangered animals owned by Disney will gain me a worldwide reputation that I'll never live down.

So $300,000 per person, minimum 150 people. Profit goes to me. If someone organizes that, the we'll talk. Oh, and payment for this meal is required up front.

BRWombat wrote:Reminds me of Victor Borge's routine where he put sounds to the punctuation marks. Funny stuff.

Geek Poetry

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Transliterated:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret at back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat tick dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka number four,
Ampersand right-paren dot dot slash,
Pipe curly-bracket tilde tilde CRASH.

From CMs who got fired to poetry. Talk about going off-topic! :D: