Stupid Guest Tricks

EeyoresButterfly wrote: I hope they never come to my house! My grandmother grew up in China (her parents were foreign service) so we have a lot of antique ivory pieces purchased before it was illegal. I'm assuming there is some kind of loophole for antiques.

http://www.hsus.org/wildlife/wildlife_n ... kyard.html
If there is documentation showing that the item is 100+ years old then it is allowed to be sold. Also it depends on the type of ivory as there are various types of animals that produce ivory.

I have seen kids running around in the planters in Frontierland. The last kid was warned by security to get out for her own safety. She ignored security and her parents. She tripied and fell face first into a sharp cactus. Cactus-1, Kid-0.

I went to the park with my mom, 3 nieces, my older sister & husband, and my second youngest sister. We were on It's a Small World and we were having bids if this boat in front of us. This stupid kid around the age of 7 kept his hand in the water all the time. We heard the cast members saying keep your hands in at all times. Little Timmy must have been quite stoned to understand this. He came 4 times very close to loosing his arm against the wall. Maybe for his own safety, he should be blocked in the middle of the boat like what they do on the parking trams.

Then when coming back to the parking lot, a large family was letting their kids sit at the corners of the tram. The tram driver made them get out and re-board in a safety matter. All adults had to sit near the sides and the kids in the middle. They were not happy. While the tram was in motion they tried to move around and got caught. The tram did stop, security got them off the tram and walked them away. The are lucky that this tram driver was not far from the loading area. SG should not be allowed to multiply!!! :twisted:

EeyoresButterfly wrote: I had a really great SG story and it has completely slipped my mind.

Awww! :(

EeyoresButterfly wrote:...

I had a really great SG story and it has completely slipped my mind.

Welcome back, EB!

You know, they say that as you age, the first three things to go are: (1) Your memory, (2) ... Um...

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I'll get back with you.

BRWombat wrote:Welcome back, EB!

You know, they say that as you age, the first three things to go are: (1) Your memory, (2) ... Um...

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I'll get back with you.

I thought memory was the Second thing to go in men...I think hair was the first......


what were we talking about?


RUM????

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I thought memory was the Second thing to go in men...I think hair was the first......

what were we talking about?

RUM????

yeah, I was so scared when my hair started falling out that I left it in my underware for weeks and weeks after. :D:

drcorey wrote:yeah, I was so scared when my hair started falling out that I left it in my underware for weeks and weeks after. :D:

yeah....Ummmmmmm


Thats not caused by old age!!!!!!!!


you should PROBABLY go see a doctor!!!!!!


hehehehhehehe

What poseses people to run through the parks? At IASW recently, I saw a group od girls (in REALLY skinmpy outfits) running into the queue. I was pleasantly surprised when the CM told them to go back and walk. She must be/have been a teacher. :)

turkeyham wrote:Cactus-1

I bet it was more than one. :twisted:

turkeyham wrote:I have seen kids running around in the planters in Frontierland. The last kid was warned by security to get out for her own safety. She ignored security and her parents. She tripied and fell face first into a sharp cactus. Cactus-1, Kid-0.

Want to know the outcome? Disney lawyers will probably inform management that all cactus plants should be replaced by dayglow orange, foam rubber models of cactus. Heaven forbid that people be responsible for their own stupidly induced injuries.