Stupid Guest Tricks

vixen101485 wrote:When will I ever learn not to drink large, very sweet cups of coffee late in the evening.

CANT SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!
CANT SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!
CANT SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!

Be thankful you didn't have a pizza too.

vixen101485 wrote: So since this is the ADD thread, I think I will just blabber on for a while and post a whole bunch of nonsense a whole bunch of times.

I thought that's what most of us were doing on ALL these threads! :D:

vixen101485 wrote:When will I ever learn not to drink large, very sweet cups of coffee late in the evening.

CANT SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!
CANT SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!
CANT SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!

Try this website:

http://www.ihateclowns.net/forums/

and from Alice Cooper:

"Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Lyrics
Artist(Band):Alice Cooper


Don't sing me lullabies
I won't close my eyes,
I can't close my eyes
It's true,
I'm doomed
'til dawn
shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can't miss a thing
It's true,
I'm through
I'm screwed,
unglued

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they're always there with funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I'm meat
but I'm sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It's true,
I'm stew,
unchewed

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
See, they're always there with that funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me"



I also have a tee shirt that says: Can't sleep, Clowns will Eat me!!!!! Looks like this, except my tee shirt is white!:


I am afraid of clowns. Don't like em at all.
Heeheehee...
susi*I hate clowns*slicker

I like the fact that the website also has an area for mimes!!

20 ounce porterhouse steak, sweet potato with honey butter, steamed veggies, salad, iced tea and coffee. Wheat roll for mom.

she got most of the brownie and I got ice cream with fudge sauce and whipped cream iwth tiny bits of chocolate.

midnight snack was the left over salad.

Look a fat lady munching on a porterhouse steak bone.

Clowns freak me out. My only request when we stay at Boardwalk Villas is to NOT have a view of the pool. :)

What the heck is going on the last couple of days? This is from the Weather Channel:
Today
Jan 8 PM Showers
63°/46°

In Buffalo. That is just not natural.

StephM wrote:Clowns freak me out. My only request when we stay at Boardwalk Villas is to NOT have a view of the pool. :)

What the heck is going on the last couple of days? This is from the Weather Channel:
Today
Jan 8 PM Showers
63°/46°

In Buffalo. That is just not natural.

It turns out that fear of clows is more widespread that I thought. My DIL has it and I did a google when it was first mentioned. here. Amazing. Possibly you had a bad experience with a clown when you were young? or just the creepy makeup?

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:It turns out that fear of clows is more widespread that I thought. My DIL has it and I did a google when it was first mentioned. here. Amazing. Possibly you had a bad experience with a clown when you were young? or just the creepy makeup?

Pennywise. That is all I can think of when I see a clown.

Unless it's Ronald. Then I think "egg mcmuffin" :D:

Steph....You are complaining about the temps???? SHHHHHH! Maybe the awful "S" word will not come back LOL

StephM wrote:Pennywise. That is all I can think of when I see a clown.

Unless it's Ronald. Then I think "egg mcmuffin" :D:

MMmmmm Egg Mcmuffin!!!! (Homer Simpson Drool!)

Even DIL was saying she didn't know why, they just creep her out. So when we buy toys and stuff for the grandkids, we always do a "clown screen" otherwise the toy makes the goodwill pile really quick!! Getting harder now that they are into the xbox and playstation games more than other toys.