Stupid Guest Tricks

OOOO.....big words. Thank god the caffiene is still floating around my body or I would have went HUH?

the time limit between posts is getting to me. Told ya I was hyper. Even my posts are running at full speed on a high.

LOOK a Purple Cow!
Once upon a time there was a purple cow who decided that purple was no longer "her" color so she set forth to see what she could do about becoming more like other cows. In her travels she discovered that she was unique and liked herself just the way she was (besides all that hair dye was gonna cost a fortune) And now if someone teases her about her particular shading she just says to them "If you don't like it, DON'T LOOK" and turns her backside to them and primly walks away with her tail in the air.



HMMMM...wonder if I could make money on that by expanding it and selling it as a children's book. I need a name for the cow tho. How about Lavender?

vixen101485 wrote:LOOK a Purple Cow!
Once upon a time there was a purple cow who decided that purple was no longer "her" color so she set forth to see what she could do about becoming more like other cows. In her travels she discovered that she was unique and liked herself just the way she was (besides all that hair dye was gonna cost a fortune) And now if someone teases her about her particular shading she just says to them "If you don't like it, DON'T LOOK" and turns her backside to them and primly walks away with her tail in the air.



HMMMM...wonder if I could make money on that by expanding it and selling it as a children's book. I need a name for the cow tho. How about Lavender?

Unnnn sure!! (slowly backing away!!)

The owner could be Roy G. Biv, a perveyor of pastel Moo's!!!

Yeah but poor Lavender wouldnt be unique if there were green, orange, and blue cows.


It is now 2;30 in the morning and I am still up. I REALLY need to stop with the coffee comsuption. My butt is hurting sitting so long. Well at least my ovary is not hurting as badly as this/yesterday morning. Is that TMI?

vixen101485 wrote:Yeah but poor Lavender wouldnt be unique if there were green, orange, and blue cows.


It is now 2;30 in the morning and I am still up. I REALLY need to stop with the coffee comsuption. My butt is hurting sitting so long. Well at least my ovary is not hurting as badly as this/yesterday morning. Is that TMI?

Yeah WAY TMI. but thats okay!! I gotta go, DW is chiding me since I finished my homework! (grading digital term papers) and preping for a work project.

plus kitty takes over my home office for playtime with her mousie toys!(from Disney of course!)

I want to sing, but cant think of any words. Maybe I will just humm something.

HMMMM HUUUUMMMM HUMMM HMMMHUUMM

*vix stands up and takes a bow for her stellar performance.

So since this is the ADD thread, I think I will just blabber on for a while and post a whole bunch of nonsense a whole bunch of times.

Nite GP. Have fun and tell the wifey HI and tell the kitty cat. MEOW MEOW MEOW--the furball will know what I mean. She may give you a dirty look tho.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Eeeeeewww now my screens all gunky!!

on the INSIDE!

Randy

...BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY ....They wonderful thing about Tiggers is....I dont know what is so wonderful about Tiggers anyway? He would get on my nerves always POUNCING on people like he does, making them roll over and over. And doesnt he know that Orange is just soooooooo last year?

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! They're bouncy jouncy pouncy trouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! And the most wonderful thing about Tigger, is He's the only one...

And Orange is a perennial favorite. :D