Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Wombats house, where he treated them all to a Texas style BBQ, complete with dead cow, Beans, and Dole Whips, only with REAL whips, and Churchy was heard to say...

I listen to Blue Oyster Cult's Dominance And Submission cut while screaming, MORE COWBELL!! and...

The Bubble ladies helped to whip the Dole whips into shape. Meanwhile Darph had his cooler filled with....

Bottles of Captain Morgans Rum, which Churchy and Hobie began to.....

use for target practice. Churchy hit every bottle like a marksman then Wombat sang a lovely refrain from ........................ :)

"Paint your Wagon"................

darph nader wrote:"Paint your Wagon"................

(Did he do Lee Marvin or Clint Eastwood?)

Which Hobie though was from "FAME" cause he liked the "I gonna live forever" refrain, but then Churchy showed up, and slapped him for almost being a SGT, and Hobie took the last bottle of Captain Morgan rum, and went to the bridge of the DCL, got everyone onboard, and set sail for......

Cuba, with everyone having a good time, while Wombat marveled at the "Paint Your Wagon" reference since indeed the VM just closed the first half of their Fall show with "I'm On My Way" from "Paint Your Wagon." Of course, no one else cared and stopped listening to him ramble, until the boat pulled into Havana and...

Wombat was given a trophy for being the "best new male vocalist of the year on the SGT board" so as to boost his self-esteem! Meanwhile Churchy and Hobie were in the lounge smoking cigars that they had just got and......

a giant cigar chompin' Mickey Mouse joined them and said....