Stupid Guest Tricks

StupidGuestQuest wrote:I am just a guest. And now I'm on a quest. I have two trips planned this year - one to DL and one to WDW. I'm going to see if I can get myself posted on this board and earn myself a sign.

This should be fun!!! :D:

You are off to a great start! Oh plz visit DLR on my day off. Here we go CMs.....our official 50th Birthday Stupid Guest :( You've earned your sign.

Main Streeter wrote:You are off to a great start! Oh plz visit DLR on my day off. Here we go CMs... our official 50th Birthday Stupid Guest :( You've earned your sign.

Wow!!! That took a lot less effort that I thought it would.

StupidGuestQuest wrote:I am just a guest. And now I'm on a quest. I have two trips planned this year - one to DL and one to WDW. I'm going to see if I can get myself posted on this board and earn myself a sign.

This should be fun!!! :D:

Go ahead sparky, come down Sunset and come to Coaster and find me, you'll end up in the hall of fame man.

Im serious, come find me, Im at coaster more than I am at home (Then again, I believe home is the coaster, they just haven't told me yet)

Also, to Miee, you two are safe, it was the CM who doesn't even get a sign, but a backhand to the face. Great White Nurse Shark? WTH is Disney working on...

IndyandMarion wrote:Im the exception to that (Being the rouge that I am), be more like lovely black boots (Gets the point across better when you kick those idiots in the shin... :twisted: )

I'm sorry about this but are you a "rouge" (which is woman's blush-type make-up) or a "rogue"? So sorry, I couldn't resist :)

This being the start of Star Wars Weekends...do you want me to go sith lord on you?

Yeah. I said it.

Ok, so I didn't type right. But yeah, rogue.

Ah, Star Wars Weekends. Begun the weeks of ultimate guest stupidity has...

I feel even more sorry for you than usual. I mean the last movie just came out so they're probably going to be 10 times worse as a result.

StupidGuestQuest wrote:I am just a guest. And now I'm on a quest. I have two trips planned this year - one to DL and one to WDW. I'm going to see if I can get myself posted on this board and earn myself a sign.

This should be fun!!! :D:

This quest would not be best at the land that Rhymes were made of. Suess Landing I guess, is not part of your quest and for that my fellow friends are glad of.

And dear, sweet, Indy and Marion, when the day comes, can I beat him up with you?

Notatourist wrote:This quest would not be best at the land that Rhymes were made of. Suess Landing I guess, is not part of your quest and for that my fellow friends are glad of.

And dear, sweet, Indy and Marion, when the day comes, can I beat him up with you?

I'm already saving a permanant spot for him in Farquad's torture chamber, left coast edition...

I found this site today and just had to add my own stupid guest experiences!

I work at a resort front desk. At the time I was working at a resort that has a ferry that goes to Downtown Disney. A guest came up to the front desk and asked what time the ferry to the cruise line left. I asked her if she meant the bus to which she replied no the ferry. I began to explain that our ferry only goes to DD and we have a bus that shuttles guests to the cruise line. She began to get irritated and insisted that there is a ferry. I tried (in vain) to explain that there is no water way between WDW and Port Canaveral. She eventually walked away in a huff!

I guess I got my Mark Twain initiation last week when I had a kid ask me if he could pee into the river. "But I gotta go." Uh, no, you're going to wait. It's not like we don't announce very clearly before the trip that we don't have restrooms on board -- a courtesy that doesn't even exist on Pirates of the Caribbean, which takes two minutes longer!

Then the next day I had to talk to a teenaged couple that was making out with wide open mouths right in the middle of guests on the top deck. Good god, people, do you have any sense of decency? I walked right up to them while their tongues were still in each other's mouth and said, "there are children present, you know."