Stupid Guest Tricks

Eeyore Tattoo wrote:Do you think it knocked any sense into him?

An SG? heck, it probably didn't even get his attention!!

heheheheheh

RUM?

I was just afraid that the lantern would fall into the flume, sending electrical charges throughout the atraction, causing little Timmy, who insists on sticking his grubby little hands inn the *green* water to be fried like a mozzerella stick, and make the AAs spaz out-

"Show 'em your larboard side dear- KAHLGDFYUACNXAJEILKZ" :shock:

The of course the guests would swarm city hall, the parents of stupid little Timmy would sue Disney, and pirates would be closed forever, like the Skyway.

That's me, Disneyland fatalist.

I would not call you a fatalist. You just know what could happen if someone does something stupid. worst case scenario is that someone could get hurt or someone with a fatal disease will be at WDW or SeaWorld or DLR for one last trip and not get to enjoy the trip fully. SGs do not think about others as I found out with Calvin.

yeah, open tourist season, with no bag limit...

Eeyore Tattoo wrote:Do you think it knocked any sense into him?

It's a sure bet that it didn't knock any out!

Eeyore Tattoo wrote:Do you think it knocked any sense into him?

Pfft. Yeah, right.

drcorey wrote:yeah, open tourist season, with no bag limit...

Folks, we've got it from a priest. Father, can you back it up with any Scripture?

drcorey wrote:yeah, open tourist season, with no bag limit...

WOOHOO! :twisted:

:machine:

Aren't Sg's fun?

drcorey wrote:yeah, open tourist season, with no bag limit...

Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting SGs. Heh Heh heh heh Heh :D:

Lets talk about SG teenagers from schools. This evening a group of teens were running through Frontierland. One dude dared the other dude he could leap frog a trash can. Sure did not to well, he lost his footing and face planted himself into a trash can. Boom! I was so funny. :) :D:

Haven't been on in awhile and have decided to return from obscurity.

disneyprincess1988 wrote:oh god, that whole B'rer Rabbit thing is horrid and disgusting. I mean, I would never ever act like that around any of the characters. I enjoy meeting them for pictures and autographs, not to fondle them or abuse them. Good grief, what is the world coming to?

It amazes me the kind of abuse I endured in entertainment. One hauled out and punched Stitch in the back of the head, giving Stitch a migraine. At least the mom was properly apologetic, but it meant that the guests who had waited did not get to see Stitch because Stitch had to go backstage. Another time a father punched Stitch in the head and when told that he could not do so stated that he thought it was "funny." The attendant went round and round with him about it and he never did understand what he did wrong. He really should not have been able to get that picture.

felinefan wrote:Keiko was too dependent on humans, and failed to truly adapt to living in the wild.

I read about the time a whale carcass washed up on the beach, and this guy went out and was trying to remove the teeth from the jaws. Authorities told him repeatedly that it was illegal to remove or own whalebone in any form but he refused to stop trying to remove the teeth and was arrested. Since it's impossible to tell if whale bone or teeth came from an whale that died naturally or was hunted, they can't let anyone have any whalebone or teeth.

Once on Antiques Roadshow UK, somebody brought a beautiful carved ivory statue, and one of the assessors said that if they were to bring it to America, it would be taken away and smashed, because elephant ivory is also illegal to possess. Again, hard to tell if it was taken when it was still legal or not, so no ivory, either.

I hope they never come to my house! My grandmother grew up in China (her parents were foreign service) so we have a lot of antique ivory pieces purchased before it was illegal. I'm assuming there is some kind of loophole for antiques.

I had a really great SG story and it has completely slipped my mind.