Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote:Thanks Hobie, she makes to much usually.

The problem is mom is an SG big time.Make breakfast NOW. I was low in sugars, shaking bad, no water or peeing, cold floor, no glasses but now make breakfast. She is like the guests who cannot wait one second for anything. She wants me to get the paper even if I am eating or sleeping.

Thanks but the best thing is pray for the world to end or for me to move.

Now back to a rerun of Gilligan's Island.

You obviously have a lot more problems than anyone on a Disney related board can help you with. I hope you seek professional help.
Like I tell people I arrest for Cybercrime. You need to step away from the computer.

Good luck.

I'm taking a trip on my train

When I wear my striped cap, I"m the engineer, and I'm taking a trip on my train

The whistle will sound at the signal and gate
I;ll check my watch, so I wont be late
I;ll zip thru the tunnel(it;s dark in there)
I'll go over a trestle that's high in the air
I have long round tankers(with liquid inside)
There are gondolas and boxcars (with doors that slide)
I;ll wave to the ppl along the track
Here's my locomotive shiny and black
A bright red caboose is at the rear. When i wear my striped cap I'm the engineer, and I'm taking a trip on my train.

Then Mother walked in and said, "it's clear from your cap and watch you're the engineer. You've made your sister into a star, by letting her whistle and count every car. You've traveled, no doubt to far away places. Seen rivers and mountains and many new faces.
I have a request( I dont think it's too hard) Before going to bed, pick up this frieght yard, because druing the nite I'd like to refrain
From taking an unplanned trip on your train"

vixen101485 wrote:I'm taking a trip on my train

When I wear my striped cap, I"m the engineer, and I'm taking a trip on my train

The whistle will sound at the signal and gate
I;ll check my watch, so I wont be late
I;ll zip thru the tunnel(it;s dark in there)
I'll go over a trestle that's high in the air
I have long round tankers(with liquid inside)
There are gondolas and boxcars (with doors that slide)
I;ll wave to the ppl along the track
Here's my locomotive shiny and black
A bright red caboose is at the rear. When i wear my striped cap I'm the engineer, and I'm taking a trip on my train.

Then Mother walked in and said, "it's clear from your cap and watch you're the engineer. You've made your sister into a star, by letting her whistle and count every car. You've traveled, no doubt to far away places. Seen rivers and mountains and many new faces.
I have a request( I dont think it's too hard) Before going to bed, pick up this frieght yard, because druing the nite I'd like to refrain
From taking an unplanned trip on your train"

What the heck is that???? It seems strangly familer...Thomas the Train???

Meghyn wanted me to read it to her. It actually repeats each line, but there was no way in god's green earth i was gonna type that all out.

Very cute book actually, each line has a pic of the car/hat/trestle/etc so the kid can help read along. How many small kids know what a gondola or boxcar is. Great for increasing vocab

I was typing and reading at the same time so ignore all the typos. I can type fast when I have to but that doesnt mean there wont be mistakes. LOL

Spider's are spinning a web in the tree's. Buggies are bouncing and having a breeze.

vixen101485 wrote:Spider's are spinning a web in the tree's. Buggies are bouncing and having a breeze.

Okay...Step away from the RUM!!!

LOL I need to step away from the Noggin SOMEONE...who shall remain nameless and is really short......wont go to bed and I have a major headache and dont want the fight tonite. Whatever.....watch preschool programming till you pass out then. So glad this station went the 24/7 thing New Years day, tho it is a bit annoying to hear "MAX and Ruby, Ruby and MAX" at 11;30 PM

vixen101485 wrote:Spider's are spinning a web in the tree's. Buggies are bouncing and having a breeze.

You reading to the little miss? Aww that's sweet... I oughta do that with my little one, but when I do that, I'm usually not near my computer, and trying to get her to bed.

vixen101485 wrote:LOL I need to step away from the Noggin SOMEONE...who shall remain nameless and is really short......wont go to bed and I have a major headache and dont want the fight tonite. Whatever.....watch preschool programming till you pass out then. So glad this station went the 24/7 thing New Years day, tho it is a bit annoying to hear "MAX and Ruby, Ruby and MAX" at 11;30 PM

See, now if you got her a pony, you wouldn't have that problem!! Just let her ride it and brush it till she gets tired!!

See post #1231....she took a late nap today. That is ok, means I get to sleep in tomorrow. She needs to learn to read to herself so as not to interupt Mama's computer time. PLus when you have a book suddenly shoved practically up your nose you kinda have no choice. LOL
She probably knows the train book by heart better then I can read it.