Actually Hobie, my teeth are just fine! I've never had a cavity and I only wore braces for about a year and a half; they weren't as terrible as my neice's (she's 5 months younger than me) who was never sent to bed with a bottle. Go figure.
Oh and I have no wisdom teeth. I just came back from the dentist and they took an x-ray...there's nothing there. They'll never come in because well they've never formed! I'm also missing (as in never born with) the teeth that go between your front teeth and your canines. So I have my two front teeth and then my canines. But again, that bit of genetic code was "deleted" so they never formed.
Let's see...I've also never been stung by a bee, never had a casserole (Mom may be living here for about 50 years but she still cooks like a Cuban), never rode a bike, don't know how to swim, never flown a kite or have been to camp.
And some how I still managed to have a fun childhood ;)
Oh and Grumpy, the reason why many Latin families do that is the belief is that if you send baby to bed with only milk in the bottle, the milk will curdle in the babies intestines. Coffee will prevent said curdling. Obviously coffee has no magical anti-curdling properties nor will the milk curdle after being drunk.
You're also supposed to cover that indentation between your collar bones because that's how you get sick. And a red string placed on your head will cure a migrane. Oh and my favorite, walking barefoot on a cold floor will give you pneumonia.