Stupid Guest Tricks

You know that they say if you dream of having children it means you are or will be pregnant sometime soon. Then again this would be funnier if BW or Zazu had dreamed it. Just think of the money we could make off them and science would have a field day

"beware the groove"

vixen101485 wrote:You know that they say if you dream of having children it means you are or will be pregnant sometime soon.

Don't you have to have sex with someone else in the room to make one of those drooling/poopy things?

Don't you curse me woman..I will haunt you...

I'm wayyyy too selfish to have kids. They would totally ruin my disney trips. Who wants to go to Disney with kids???? Talk about a downer (although I did take a friend's granddaughter to WDW for 8 days last year..not sure why these people entrusted their child with me, but, we had fun regardless), but to have to drag one of them every trip, um, no thanks :D:

I love other people's kids, but I can also send them home. Now THAT is the way to see Disney.

Rogue bands of polar bears are stealing our air conditioners.

But I dont want to be a pie...
:chicken2:

"I LIKE TATOR TOTS"
(and women with big............eyes)

All hail the supreme one.

Yoo Hoo,Yoo Hoo,a parrots life for me.

We plunder,we pillage,we like to get laid.
Drink up me hardy's yoo hoo.
We work really hard,and 'never' get paid,
DRINK up me hardys woo hoo.

vixen101485 wrote: All hail the supreme one.

I certainly hope you were dressed as a pirate while displaying this message...

p.s. Stay out of my dreams

does anyone else hate green beens?

ICStupidPeople wrote:I certainly hope you were dressed as a pirate while displaying this message...

p.s. Stay out of my dreams

does anyone else hate green beens?

Why yes I was, but I had to remove the hook. Donnie said it was chafing him.

muuuahhhhhaaaa! *in my best spirit medium voice giving a fortune* You will dream of having a set of quadruplets tonite and each and everyone will be a total monster when it comes to listening. They will all be the epitome of what ppl say are the "terrible 2's, the traumatic 3's and the fearsome 4's" but you will be cursed with 4 so by the time they graduate high school the medications the psychiatrist has prescribed for stress related brain farts will have kicked in.

no I like them.

I really need to go do more laundry but since I have to eventually sleep sometime tonite I better not. Because one thing leads to another when you do laundry and it just becomes this big loop that never ends. Speaking of never ending, I really like the Never Ending Story. I had a white cat that when you put your hand on her head and kinda layed back her ears she looked like the luck dragon from that movie. I would like a dragon for a pet but it would have to be a purple dragon because purple is a prettier color for dragons than green. I wonder if my dragon could turn into a human like in a book I read one time. The dragon in the book was supposed to eat the girl but they became partners because the mean old preist guy killed her dad and she wanted revenge. Revenge is sweet so they say. Just who exactly is "they" and why do they say stuff all the time.?

I'll eat your green beans and asparagus...

I'll also eat your Legolas made of fondant :9~~~~~~~~~~~~~