Stupid Guest Tricks

Panther007 wrote:I remember being on Slash Mountain

2 5-ton ladies got in the front row, I got completly soaked

Im serious, they weighed like 5 tons, they both barely fit in the front row

I know you meant Splash Mountain, but if you could see the mental image I came up with.... :p:

Yes i did mean that

Just a little typo i didnt notice

Slash mountain would kinda be a good idea

a ride with Indiana Jones or something like that, Fill up a car with SG's and then have their car go on another track into a rock grinder, set on 1/2 an inch.

Sg+Rock Crusher = No more SG

Cranbiz wrote:There are days at the parks that you don't want to be in a red shirt either! :D:

I've heard some horror stories from those days. I agree, do what you want in private but don't do PDA in a theme park. I don't care if it is two guys, a guy and a girl, or two girls, cleaning each other's tonsils is not proper behavior at a theme park.

Good lord, where has all the romance gone? I think there are some very nice places in the parks to share a kiss with a loved one. Of course, I'm not trying to advocate makeout sessions in ride queues (save the water works for *slash* mountain!) but near the castle near closing time on a late night when the park's emptying out... You gotta admit, it's romantic!

At the same time, I'm in the "Americans Don't Know How to Dress" camp. Anything crude on a shirt should be confined to your home. Other countries don't do this crap. That's why it's so easy to pick out the Americans in Europe. They're the ones wearing shorts and "Big Johnson" t-shirts (and often a ball cap...Yes, dumbass, your LA dodgers cap gave your citizenship away!) Don't get me wrong, I love my country, but a lot of the people in it... Well, there's a reason we have this board, right? ;)

[quote="Kwahati"]Well, there's a reason we have this board, right? ]Uh... think, think, think, think, think... Yes.

[quote="Kwahati"]At the same time, I'm in the "Americans Don't Know How to Dress" camp. Anything crude on a shirt should be confined to your home. Other countries don't do this crap. That's why it's so easy to pick out the Americans in Europe. They're the ones wearing shorts and "Big Johnson" t-shirts (and often a ball cap...Yes, dumbass, your LA dodgers cap gave your citizenship away!) Don't get me wrong, I love my country, but a lot of the people in it... Well, there's a reason we have this board, right? ]

Don't forget the "I'm an American in YOUR country. Yes, I came to your country. BOW to me! Kiss my feet" attitude.

leftcoaster wrote:Don't forget the "I'm an American in YOUR country. Yes, I came to your country. BOW to me! Kiss my feet" attitude.

Oh come on now, they don't have to kiss our feet, but they'd better greet us as liberators with chocolates and flowers! :twisted:

Woo-Hoo! Post number 100! It's been a long time coming, but I'm here baby!!!

Big Wallaby wrote:Hey, look! A FLOWER!

Hmm. Just not the same without a flower smiley. I shudder to think what our fearless, feathered leader may come up with.

You want Flower, I give you Flower. Though why you'd want him I can't imagine.

:flower:

Doesnt Flower come with Suzy and Perla? :D:

vixen101485 wrote:Doesnt Flower come with Suzy and Perla? :D:

Wrong movie it is thumper and Bambi, lol