Stupid Guest Tricks

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:38 am**

EpcotGolfer wrote:One of the funniest things I've ever heard at Spaceship Earth was when a approximately 7-year-old girl asked her 4-year-old brother "Don't you wanna ride on Mickey's Giant Ball"?

I burst out laughing.

I still call it that sometimes. :D:

That would be in the "After Disney Years" when Mickey and Minnie split and started dating belle when she found out Mickey had testicular cancer I guess

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:53 pm**

SoarWhoreCoCo wrote: :pirate1: I love it... you are my hero... I have a roomie that works at pirates I'm sure they will be humming it for days!

Thanks, I'm honored... I feel like I've made my little mark on the World. :D:

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:46 pm**

1. Big Thunder Mountain Railroad- The train ride roller coaster.
2. Tower of Terror- The Haunted House, Terror of Tower, Terror House, Tower Terror.
3. Fast Pass- Speed Pass.
4. Splash Mountain- Log Ride with the drop.
5. Goofy- Mean (seriously, some idiot guest yelled at Goofy for not posing for a picture while Goofy was leaving for a break.) Not all nice words either. Especially right infront of her kids. Can't wait to see her kids pick up that language when they hit the parks.

Posted: **Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:00 pm**

Tommorowland Transportation Agency (TTA)- People mover
Spaceship Earth- Giant Golf Ball
Mission Space- Space mountian, Mission to Mars ride
Space Mountain- Mission Space
Tower Of Terror- TOT
Rock N Rollercoaster- RNRC, ride with Aerosmith on it (some other guests herd me and started running to the coaster)

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:11 am**

Panther007 wrote:Tommorowland Transportation Agency (TTA)- People mover

Hate to tell you this, but it used to be called the WEDway People Mover. And, I'll give you a big hint as to the WED. ;)

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:05 am**

oh it was a movable marrage thing nowonder why i always see people kissing on it

just kidding but i never knew that wow

but i love that ride especially when space mountain is broken and i get out my 8megapixil camera and take some 4 megapixil shots

bad part is the camera takes bad pictures withought the killer flash on

i call it killer flash because it flashes 3 times and the 3rd is super bright and if you hold your finger over the flash then your picture will turn out red

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:38 pm**

Zazu, You crack me up!

(and maybe that'll help)

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:30 am**

leftcoaster wrote:Would that be a circus with a bullfight?

I am sorry, but that just cracks me up... LMAO!

I am down the street from you guys and I always loved this one-

Guest-"Where's hong kong?"
Employee-"Well, maam, it's a small country recently returned to china by England."
Guest-"No, no, I mean Hong Kong the Ride."
Employee-(realizing what the guest meant was KING KONG)-"Whoops, sorry maam, KING Kong is our New York Section. (Employee gives directions and guest walks off, telling her kids they're going to Hong Kong)

Of course, this is just one example-I've heard, Ron Kong, Ding Kong, Constipation and my personal favorite-Confirmation.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:45 am**

Ho-say wrote:My personal favorite was when I had picked up a shift doing PAC at the Studios - I had a guest come up and ask me when Orgasmic was starting.

Needless to say, I smiled and told him that Fantasmic! would start that evening promptly at 7:00pm :D:

OMG..I would have had to turn very red in the face and say EXCUSE ME.... and go laugh my ass off!

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:14 pm**

Ah, yes, my all-time favorite (and this has been stated as I stood underneath a sign that said, in HUGE block letters, "The Great Movie Ride")

"The Great Movie"
"The Great American Movie Ride"

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