Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)

[Main Streeter]

Hey, when was the last time you knew a Disneyland CM who wasn't constantly horny? :D:

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[Fantasia Ride]

Hmm...
I was one of those kids in HM b4 I was a CM and that is where I received my very first BJ. As a CM, lets just say I am fond of fantasyland. I only had fun with a few other CM's...the guests are where most of my stories come from. It had to have been the costume or all that disney magic that just primed woman for sexual adventures at the happiest place on earth!

[PirateJohn]

Wishes.....they do come true PirateJohn. :love:

Julie Andrews tells me so every night at 9:25

[Main Streeter]

It had to have been the costume or all that disney magic that just primed woman for sexual adventures at the happiest place on earth!

The D L costume primed women?? The F L olive green pants with white shirt, red & yellow flower piping down the front created magic for you? No, I don't think so :D: Was pure luck!

[undead cm]

I like to see minnie fucking goofy :D:

[1team1dream]

I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet! There's alot of illegal photos of cast members backstage doing 'Heaven knows what' that are in circulation. All it would take would be for someone to host the site. Does anyone remember how fast "Flash Mountain" became popular?

I can see it now...Jizzneyland, see why it's "The Happiest place on Earth"!
:twisted:

[WLStephanie]

Came across this news story today.

Seems to fit with this thread. Let's just not forward it to anybody in Marketing.

Exactly what kind of tourists do they want? Fri Jul 21, 9:49 AM ET



Fancy sex on a fishing boat? Then visit the Lake Balaton resort, say Hungary's authorities in a recently launched campaign aimed at attracting young people to its main lake resort.

The tourism authority is sending around an email with an internet link http://abalatoninyar.fw.hu/,(WARNING: THE LINK HAS SOME CARTOON NUDITY. ACTUAL "ACTIVITY" IS CONCEALED) leading viewers to a short cartoon film which features a young blonde woman having sex with a married man on a fishing boat on the lake.

The film, accompanied by a popular song from the 1980s, shows the tourist hiding his wedding ring while in bed with the woman. It also shows her wowing him after taking off her bra.

"The marketing campaign is aimed at selling Balaton as a travel destination primarily for the young generation," the tourism authority said in a statement.

Under communism Balaton was a popular tourist spot of Germans and east Europeans, but its popularity fell in the past few years as Hungarians choose to spend the summer abroad.

[GaTechGal]

What happens in Balaton stays in Balaton. ;)

[Sioban]

The D L costume primed women?? The F L olive green pants with white shirt, red & yellow flower piping down the front created magic for you? No, I don't think so :D: Was pure luck!

What do you mean? Bavarian peasants don't do it for you???


LOL ;)

[ziggyfmt]

My fiancee was a CPCM in Fantasyland and told me of some interesting sights she saw backstage involving some characters. One involves Pooh giving another CM a lap dance while on a break. Another incident involves Pooh walking up to a group of my fiancee and a few friends, slowly lifting one side of his shirt with one hand, raising his other hand to his "nipple" and running his finger in circles around it. Another lovely incident involves a very energetic Minnie and Goofy grinding each other right in front of a group of FL CMs. Interesting stuff goes on with those costumes! :p: