Stupid Guest Tricks

felinefan wrote:Take it easy, Zazu, and don't worry, I'm sure the feathers they had to pluck will grow back soon. :D: :p:

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

First off, Zazu-I'm so happy you're good. I have been having great blood test results and hope to be done with chemo soon.

Hospital stories...while in recovery from the surgery before this one, I had the recovery nurse look at me as I woke up, ask me how I was feeling, then promptly pass out. Turns out he was having a medication reaction and they took him out...

What a way to wake up, eh?

Notatourist wrote:First off, Zazu-I'm so happy you're good. I have been having great blood test results and hope to be done with chemo soon.

Hospital stories...while in recovery from the surgery before this one, I had the recovery nurse look at me as I woke up, ask me how I was feeling, then promptly pass out. Turns out he was having a medication reaction and they took him out...

What a way to wake up, eh?

How Scary Notatourist!

It is a benefit of working in the Hospital that you will have immediate help if you fall over

Jill and I have a really good one.

She has *just* gotten out of surgery for her c-section with Paige. They were getting ready to move her to her normal room, and the nurse went to lower her. This wasn't a normal hospital bed, the raise/lower part was just some hydraulics. Well, when she went to lower her, she just dropped her. Then said nothing.

We did though...

DisneyMom wrote:Glad to hear that you came through surgery safely and are now home :)
Did Dr. order a stool softener with pain med? Narcotics=CONSTIPATION

No, he didn't, but that's not a symptom I have -- rather the opposite.

Make sure you get enough fluids but NO RUM ;)

So true about drinking the right fluids! Did you know that Diet Dr. Pepper makes your pee look like strawberry Kool-Ade? :koolade:

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Well, we want to hear the Stupid Hospital Stories!

Yeah, I figured as as much. I'll start a new thread for them.

felinefan wrote:Take it easy, Zazu, and don't worry, I'm sure the feathers they had to pluck will grow back soon. :D: :p:

It ain't the *feathers* I'm worried about!

Yeah, it's the two "I" words and the "K" word.

Zazu wrote:No, he didn't, but that's not a symptom I have -- rather the opposite.


So true about drinking the right fluids! Did you know that Diet Dr. Pepper makes your pee look like strawberry Kool-Ade? :koolade:

SEE, join SGT and learn something new every day!!!!


hehehehehe

what would it look like if you drank strawberry kool-ade?

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:what would it look like if you drank strawberry kool-ade?

Diet Dr. Pepper of course!

Zazu wrote:Yeah, I figured as as much. I'll start a new thread for them.

Let us know. I've got a few, (about myself :( )