Best Stupid Guest Ever

[Cranbiz]

Did the pickup survive?

The pickup survived with about 4k worth of damage. Put that doe in the back and headed off to a cranberry bog to dress out the carcus. When the adjuster came out to look at the truck, he said that there was no way that all the damage was caused by a deer. I told him, lets look at the deer, it in the back of the truck. At that point, there was no questions about any damage on the truck.

[hobie16]

He ended up flying home!

How did he get through the plane door with the large antlers?

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

How did he get through the plane door with the large antlers?

Unnn.. Very carefully?

hehehe

He told me that the Alaska state trooper that responded, called a local butcher. If the meat is salvagable (yes roadkill!) the state pays for it to be butchered, and they give it to the poor.

[Ms. Matterhorn]

"Tommy Boy" road kill deer scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4STTYu-wkU

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

"Tommy Boy" road kill deer scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4STTYu-wkU

Funniest "road kill" scene EVER.

I like the fact that even the deer screamed!!!

[PapaMouse]

I don't know if this happens across the park, but at Monorails our Management staff will occasionally take a regular shift, In a regular uniform. This can make them hard for a guest to spot. In fact the only tell is that they keep their blackberry. So it was with great surprise and amusiment that I watched One of my managers deal with a really stupid guest, while in red & whites.
The problem started when the manager did not put down the wheelchair ramp for a stroller. This caused the guest to get a bit annoyed, which started into a onesided shouting match. This quickly esclated when the guest reallized that other people were watching. Then came the demand that made every CM winch. "I want to see your manager." :(
Enter Manager number two (in regular manager clothes) who is told by the guest, that all he did was politely ask for the ramp. And that the mean old CM told him know and to go to hell. The guest then proceeded to bring out several of the old standby lines of how he was so insulted he might never return.....Long story short, a real sob case.
This continues for a few minutes untill the guest is told that the CM in question, is a senior manager. :hysteria: And the guest turned white and left in a stupor.
Now here is my question, shouldn't that guest have had something happen to him. I mean he had just been caught trying to falsely Inpune the character of a CM.

The guest DID have something happen to them. they were embarrassed in front of thousands of people while they made an ass of them self. They now have to live the rest of their life knowing that being an ass does not always work in their favor. Trust me, this will be something that haunts them forever.

[Zazu]

The guest DID have something happen to them. they were embarrassed in front of thousands of people while they made an ass of them self. They now have to live the rest of their life knowing that being an ass does not always work in their favor. Trust me, this will be something that haunts them forever.

God, let's hope so!

[turkeyham]

I have a story, today I was waiting in line for Big Thunder Railraod. This guest in front of us was claiming you can see the Parade of Dreams from Big Thunder's exit. Hey, pass the strong carrots to us. To my knowledge that is on Main Street folks! That same guest claimed they went on It's a Small World. Ok, if there is a wall around it, no water and no boats, how do you ride that one? Seriously, I believe their brains melted in the heat. :twisted:

[mechurchlady]

I have a story, today I was waiting in line for Big Thunder Railraod. This guest in front of us was claiming you can see the Parade of Dreams from Big Thunder's exit. Hey, pass the strong carrots to us. To my knowledge that is on Main Street folks! That same guest claimed they went on It's a Small World. Ok, if there is a wall around it, no water and no boats, how do you ride that one? Seriously, I believe their brains melted in the heat. :twisted:

Did they also ride Mike Fink Keelboats and watch Dick Tracey at the Fantasyland Theatre? I bet they really enjoy Bear Country Jamboree also and have in their autograph book the signatures of Walt Disney and Aunt Jemimah. Sniff and you can smell the maple syrup on them from their morning repast of Aunt Jemimah pancakes and waffles.

[disneyaddict]

Serviceland is where you take the role as a service industry employee.

I actually had a nightmare about that once ...I was working at WDW (not the nightmare part, of course! ;) )...there was this really mean lady who kept insisting that it wasn't her turn. Later, I had to find her, in the rain, at Epcot...but the MK rides were there instead.