The Never Ending Story

[Whazzup]

appearing in a wet t-shirt contest. While the SsssssGeeeees milled around waiting to ogle little Hannah M, the SGT crew enjoyed a .....

[Purpura]

nice meal. Of course, a certain pirate character was given hardtack and rum as part of his meal. The others, when told about the menu, slobbered and were made hungrier before choosing what they wanted. Purpura enjoyed her meal and got a large serving of chocolate for dessert. Then the SGT crew went on Soarin' Over California and then....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

SG free enviroment of watching the Fantasmic, then walking through the shops without getting trampled by SG's trying to go around the crowd, instead of shopping. The whole crew bought Susislicker and Raffle a BIG box of WDW munchies and sent it too them, and because Vixen was feeling blah, got her a ......

[darph nader]

rubber duckie to help her feel better. Meanwhile board X was getting pissed because this thread was getting longer than their "Tell me about,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

the rude CM's that ruined the magic for me and I made them give me everything for free, but they still never apologized for taking my time?

But the SGT crew decided to go toward the enterence, where they saw...

[LittleDollClaudia]

several SGs being given on site lobotomies to help keep the rudeness from spreading.

Everyone started to laugh and point but then suddenly..

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

realized that the lobotomies would probably increase the incidence of SG'ism, but it was too late, the SG's had ran ahead and were starting to chase Cruella around, so the....

[mechurchlady]

Wapped the SGs unconcious with their doggie bags. The SGT ladies relentlessly wapped SGs with their handbags and LittleDollClaudia knocked unconcious 148 SGs because her purse contained Pan Roasted Duck Breast & Duck Sausage - Served with toasted garlic grits, natural reduction, and chili jam. Oh what fun and a mess but Grumpy Pirate was dreaming about drinking and missed the fun. Zazu's doggie bag contained ..............


OMG a whole post without booze, yeah.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

A stash of rum, as Churchy needed a good drink, which suprised everyone when she downed an entire bottle. Then the SGT crew went down to the pin trading area, amd watched as some SG's were being thrown out for illegal pin trading, as security was hauling them off to be banned, they were heard to say, but you are ruining my magic... AAAhhhhh. the SGT crew applauded the Disney Security for a job well done, then headed over to the gift shop to buy some more souvin-ears for the non-SG's, but just then the YOMD crew gave them....

[mechurchlady]

Wapped the SGs unconcious with their doggie bags. The SGT ladies relentlessly wapped SGs with their handbags and LittleDollClaudia knocked unconcious 148 SGs because her purse contained Pan Roasted Duck Breast & Duck Sausage - Served with toasted garlic grits, natural reduction, and chili jam. Oh what fun and a mess but Grumpy Pirate was dreaming about drinking and missed the fun. Zazu's doggie bag contained ..............


OMG a whole post without booze, yeah.

a leg of lamb which Zazu used to fight of the SGs. Having won that battle the SGs went to DL and slept in the new Dream Suite. The next morning ...