Stupid Guest Tricks

The San Diego chicken, which the gators all liked, as they could now do their world famous "gator Jumperoo!" which is a great photo op for the SG's, but not so much for the chicken, meanwhile the SG's had decended on universal, where Vixen and Whazzup were prepairing a special party where you can check in, but can never leave, which they had heard in a song many years ago, when they were three or four! (dodged that bullett!) and the SG's were looking for...

(I'm getting a headache trying to follow the last few trains of thought. So, I'll wait until someone simplifies this story a little. :p :)

(Vixen was bummed, so we decided to try and move the SG's to Universal and create havoc there!!)(to cheer her up!!)

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Whazzup wrote:(I'm getting a headache trying to follow the last few trains of thought. So, I'll wait until someone simplifies this story a little. :p :)

So the SGT people lured the SGs to go wreak havoc at Universal in California, and pester Donkey until he never felt alone there ever again. Meanwhile the SGT crew and the smart guests had fun at Disneyland, not being bothered by questions like,"When is the 3 o'clock parade?" or repeated questions like,"Where is the nearest bathroom?"

Also in Gatorland chickens were being fed to some hungry alligators. This was their New Year's special dinner.

Purpura also presented a silly tongue twister for people to attempt if they dared.

'Purpura's been patted on the pate by a pair of pretty penguins.'

The SGT crew, haveing been celebrating the departure of SG's was partaking of RUM and churros when they tried the tongue twister, and promptly performed a petty parlance of perpa-tude that prevented performing a practiced patter, soooo...

Churchy and Whazzup took off and had aspirin and a quiet dinner at the Brown Derby while pandamonium has broke out at Disneyland because the SFT crew was confused and befuddled. Wise Wallaby ...............

did somersaults and stood on his head to entertain the ladies, knowing that would cure their headaches/hangovers/depression, which it did. He then jumped in the teletransporter and transported himself to DL to straighten out the SGT crew, because they were so confused they thought they were the SFT crew. Wallaby got everyone back on track and they decided to go visit....

The Brown Derby for some morning snacks, as the SGT crew was demanding something better than Churros, so they all decided to have the..

Seared Sea Scallop - Served with a Barbequed pork belly and a yellow corn relish.

Cobb Salad for Two - Made with finely chopped greens, turkey breast, bacon, egg, tomatoes, crumbled bleu cheese, avocado, chives, and Cobb dressing. Which they made for churchy without the eggs, woot.

Lobster & Spring Fennel Bisque - Made with cold water lobster and spring fennel with chervil chantilly

Pan Roasted Duck Breast & Duck Sausage - Served with toasted garlic grits, natural reduction, and chili jam

Noodle Bowl - Made with wok fried coconut tofu, soy beans, sugar snap peas, bok choy, and Shiitake mushrooms in red curry broth

Tempura Grouper Strips - Served with steamed broccoli and dipping sauce. Includes choice of kids' juice, 1% milk, or bottled water. French fries and soft drinks available upon request.

A Brown Derby Original! Grapefruit Cake - Light layers of yellow cake with fresh grapefruit cream cheese icing

Banana White Chocolate Toffee Tower - Served on a cocoa almond cookie and Bananas "Foster."

Double Vanilla Bean Creme Brulee - Served with a dark chocolate dipped biscotti

Flourless Chocolate Cake - Served with Port Wine sauce, fresh berries, and sweetened creme fraiche

White Chocolate Cheesecake - Served with strawberry paint and spring rubarb jam

And then they sipped their special coffee and remembered the good old days of SGT including the tread about ...........

Then they realized that way too much info about the menu was being given them, so they ordered a round of RUM, which everyone drank down, then they just told the waiter what they wanted, and plotted to keep the SG's at Universal, by "leaking" a statement that Hanna Montana would be...