Stupid Guest Tricks

Grabbed the Cutlass and tried to use it, but realized that it was made of plastic, and as one SG was looking at it, HE POKED HIS EYE OUT, just like his mom told him, even though he was forty years old and lived at home, so he turned and ran toward mommie, crying that the mean people were not allowing him to live up to his full potential, and were stifling him, but the SGT crew...

thanked him for poking his eye out and told him to Have a Magical Day, so the SG stopped crying and instead started shouting I'm Going to Sue the Pants Off You, and Walt Disney, Too! The SG Crew just laughed (discreetly, of course) and proceeded to ....

Sharpen the plastic of the swords in all the WDW shops, in hopes of snagging another SG, but just then Susislicker and Vixen, who had both been partaking of a good ice cream sunday, came over and ...

...dumped hot fudge all over the boys. WHOO WEEEEE, said .....

a nameless custodial team."What a mess!" They quickly cleaned up the mess, and then wandered on. Meanwhile the SGTs wandered into one of the stores, only to find the Yeti complaining there was no stuffed animal that looked like...

......Churchy, cause he wanted to hug her and squeeze her and call her George. So the Yeti asked the CM if they kept those behind the counter at Starbilia's. The CM directed him over to Universal Studios to find......

that the Sg's had wandered over, and theat they were in the process of trying to find things to complain about, such as no fastpass machines, and the fact that they wanted special compsation for having to go to another park just to ride on the rides, and..

THen The SGs went home to find other things to do, until they decided to...

Go back to Universal, where Whazzup and Vixen were slowly giving the SG false information, by telling them thta if they went seven days at universal and seaworld, that they would win a free vacation with everything included, then when the crowd started to go to the ticket booth, they both got on the flying Bongos and flew to a holding area, where the burrowing alligators were waiting, having finished making their frying pots, and wanted to ...

go to Gatorland. Whazzup and Vixen took the pots to the Castle but first they called Mears and all the alligators went to Gatorland. They stayed there happy to be with their brethren. Meanwhile yeti and the SGT crew returned back at the Castle to prepare for the coming New Year's Eve parties and gala balls. Each SGT member was in costume and Cheshire was dressed as .....................