Stupid Guest Tricks

Roll down the hill towards the entrance to the Pirates of the Caribbean. Of course, the Bongo got away, and flew to safety. Meanwhile Grumpy Pirate pulled the SG up and then told him he needed to go kidnap the redhead for a party GP was having at his place. When the SG, who decided to disguise the redhead in the guys own black shorts and green shirt was standing in the ride, stripping the redhead of her lovely dress, Security rode in, and arrested him for attempting to steal one of the loveliest animatronics ever. The other SGs also took pictures and filmed the silly man while pointing and laughing at him as he was being led away by security. Meanwhile a lovely redhead in a similar dress (as this was during a Halloween trick or Treat thing, saw what was happening and laughed as she was treated to a mint Julep by GP from French Market.

Then time sped back up to the end of the year and...

Everyone started singing "lets do the time warp again" but the SG's standing around thought it was a show, and wanted front row seats that didn't exist, so they started to shout...

Hey Grumpy Pirate! Try the mint Juleps here! They taste great, but have no alcohol effects! Ye can drink all ye want and ha'e minty fresh breath!

Purpura giggled, and toasted the GP with such a green lovely drink. Then Churchy was told the secret behind the special mint juleps at Disneyland and she could look like she was sipping too, and still be happily sober as she liked. After that....

the whole crew went out and got some RUM, not the fruity kind of drinks, but some really good pirate drinks, leaving the sissy SG's behind the picked up the Yeti, who was partying at DTD and all went to the adventurers club, where they watched..

Finger the piano play a tune or two, and Beulah the French maid tickle GP's fancy with a feather duster. Oooooh, said GP, that feels like .....

like the seats in a Ford probe. But in reality it was...

The sound of an explosion ala Flash Gordon soundtrack by Queen going off in GP's ears when the french maid tickled him.


Then Whazzup....

looked around and noticed that some SG's had invaded the club, and were bearing down on them, so...

she grabbed GP's cutlass and thrust it into several SG's bellies, releasing all the hot air and rendering them unable to speak. However, the remaining SGs....

All wandered off after seeing the gore. They went off and pulled out a list of rum drinks and started to toast Grumpy Pirate's rum drinking skills. After that Big Wallaby.....