Stupid Guest Tricks

Kwahati, who was having a pre-new years party, and serving coconuts filled with a mix that he got from Hobi, that included his famous...

....blend of Kona coffee, white whine, and banana beer. The mixture didnt go over very well, so everyone headed over to New Jersey to see the statue of the inventor of mashed potatoes. The gift shop had the cutest little......

masher you ever did see, it even had a russet engraved on the handle, but the SGT crew said "Mashed potato's were invented?, we just though a Person of size sat on them!!" but Vixen, undaunted, continued to lead the SGT'ers on a tour of...

....bizarre attractions (some actually real ) next they took a side trip Punxsutawney, Pa to visit with the most accurate weather forecaster known in history. Phil unfortunatly was still asleep for the winter so they headed to Philly to check out the Insectatarium to see if there was a way for Hobie to get rid of his centipede problem. The Yeti got a little antsy (ba-dah-bump)there and wanted to get on to NYC. The hippos were exhausted by now so they hopped a train but wound up getting on one headed to.....

N'Awlins where they gallumped around the French Quarter for awhile and visited with Brad Pitt while he erected pink tents all over the city. The hippos decided they were homesick for AK so they....

Hopped on the back of some passing flying Bongos, and they headed east, the Bongos strained to keep speed and altitude. While they were flying, they were passed by some sparrows heading toward England that had left Hawaii with some coconuts from Hobi. As the Hippo ladened bongos approached Orlando, they saw..

SGs leaning out over the edge of the Citrus Tower admiring the landscape. Suddenly an SG fell over the edge and the flying bongo raced to intercept the SG before it landed on its head in an orange tree, but in the process the bongo dropped the hippo which landed in/on a.....

Group of SG's that were already trying to get free passes for seeing their fellow SG fall, and thus ruined their magic, the Hippo landed smack dab in the middle of the group, knocking them in all directions, and one landed in...

Purpura's lap, turning her from an outie into an innie(inny?). Quite perturbed, she slapped the SG silly and told him to .....

Go back to the end of the line, but the SG pulled out a fastpass that had expired and tried to give it to her, when the SG that the Bongo was trying to save, fell on him, and then they both started to....