Stupid Guest Tricks

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! First, your Honorable Mentions: hhsrat: "No, I didn't slip anything into this pizza. And no, we're not about to steal all your land. Trust me, I'm a lawyer!"; Kevin Kavanagh: "It's not delivery, it's da Wombat."; Tim Bird: "Having taken an extra-long drag from the natives' peace pipe, Wombat secured the best option he could think of to satisfy the resulting munchies."; Brooks Harkey: "Since inventing it in 1621, Wombat has found that a steady diet of pizza has kept him looking much younger than his actual age."; and Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis: "The natives showed the white man how to raise corn. Wombat showed the natives how to raise their cholesterol."



And the winning Thanksgiving caption comes from my VM brother Kelly Zink, his very first win! Congratulations, Kelly!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 4! But first an announcement -- I'll likely be shutting down the Wombat Caption Contest at the end of the year, at least as a regular, weekly occurrence. It's been a good run of three years, but I want to call it quits before I burn out or start repeating myself. I'll probably put a picture up to caption every now and then, but just not every week.

So, if you can choke back the tears... how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

"You sure you want to give him that? That might get you sued."

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! First, the Honorable Mentions: Lynn A Ewing: "Yeah, I'm gonna need to see the receipts for everything and any insurance policies you took out. Little Timmy says one of your wooden dump trucks hurt him and his parents are suing."; Alan AJ Irby: "After being left off the team last year, Blitzen left a different kind of gift in Santa's bag."; Dan Bell: "Look!! It's Jimmy Hoffa."; and Larry E Collins: "Just because some guy ASKED for a VM 1st place gold medal for Christmas DOESN'T mean you can give him one! He has to EARN it!"



And this week’s winner – for the seventh time this year and eighteenth overall - is ktulu! Congratulations, ktulu!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 11! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 11! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

"The hills are alive with the sou",,,,
Oh wait,,wrong musical.

Little did Wombat know he was only cast as Tiny Tim because the casting director misunderstood what they meant when they said the character is suppose to be "lame"…


Just kidding, Wombat! Keep bringing us these awesome pictures to caption!

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Lots of funny this week! First, the Honorable Mentions: Woody Woods: "They say TV adds 10 pounds. Few know that the stage cuts your weight in half!"; Alan AJ Irby: "Unfortunately, in the editing of Charles Dickens' final draft, 'Winsome Wombat' did not read as well as 'Tiny Tim', and history was forever changed…"; Paul Burton: "God bless us, every Wom-bat!"; Don Kistler: "The change from 'Bah, Humbug' to 'Bah, Wombat' was an easy one."; Jay Marsh: "Mistaking him for a fourth spirit, Scrooge quickly grabbed the Ghost of Wombat Yet to Come & threw him into the orchestra pit."; and ktulu: "Opening night for the off-Avenue B production of 'Put That Thing Back Where You Found It Or so Help Me!' was a huge success!"



And the top caption this week -- the first win this year and third overall -- comes from our own PatchOBlack! Congratulations, Patchy!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 18! (Two more left to go!) How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for DECEMBER 18! (Two more left to go!) How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize, just the glory of winning!

And that house over there,,,,give them coal. They really need it as their house is kinda cold.