Stupid Guest Tricks

........My Little Pony Dancing Pinkie Pie, he liked the music so much that began to do the ballet moves to it. Coincidentally there was a talent agent in the Barbie aisle and she heard the thumps and bumps and went to investigate. Seeing the wonderful and graceful moves the Yeti made she signed him on the spot to star in the new Rockettes Show in New York. Yeti had a fear of flying so he was transported by........

sedan chair being carried by...

.....hippos in tutus since they were going to be his backup dancers in the show. They decided that since they were traveling at a slow pace they would tour the eastern U.S. a bit and see some little known roadside america attractions. Of course the first stop was the world's largest ball of.....

ear wax followed by...

...of course the world largest Q-tip (ba-dah-bump) . They then traveled a few hours north of Georgia's best attractions and found themselves in front of the Musuem of Dead Marsupials. Here they payed homage to BW and discovered that.........

not only do marsupials make good lawyers but they also brew a mean cup of coffee. This is attributed to...

Them using only the finest beans from Kona, provided by Hobie, and when brewed, remind you of a fresh spring morning, when the dew has fallen and the leaves glisten in the bright sunshine of...

Tahiti. Wallaby and the SGT crew continued on to South of the Border which is a tourist Trap in the Carolinas. Big Wallaby was hungry so the crew ate at the Sombrero Restaurant in Pedroland. Churchy asked Wallaby why so many people think he is dead when he is not, she sighed at how SG some SGT crew seemed to be. They rode the mini-himalaya ride and Wallaby ....




http://www.pedroland.com/parkland.html

took a couple shots of rum, then hopped (marsupial) on a plane to Orlando, when they met up with the Yeti, who was still enjoying an after Dinner snack at the...

....World's Smallest Church in Blackwater Falls, WV. They had all brought a picnic lunch with them to enjoy while watching the falls. Churchy was preaching there that day and BW's ghost, whose resurection earlier in the thread, wore off. Meanwhile the Yeti packed up his entourage and headed further north to Washington DC area to visit with.........