Stupid Guest Tricks

Ticket price increases,to which the parents declared,,,,

Thats not right, we wants the redhead..and then realized that they were really confused, and, being SG's, picked up some nearby cream pies, much like the scene of those "magnificent men in their flying machines" and began throwing them at the other SG, who were now so confused that....

left the SGT crew and went to the Maliboomer. The castle staff cleaned the castle rapidly and the butler started to hand each person a smal box. Polar went first and received a .....

WWWD pin for his collection. Next came Shorty82 who received a ....

(Hey Shorty, it was great to meet you last week! I wonder if you even follow this thread, though.)

Free personal guided tour of the safari that included a stop to feed the flying bongos, which had all landed in a clearing next to the burrowing alligators, which...

had displaced the warthogs from their burrows, which in turn took over the....

Pen where the Rhinos had been sunning themselves, but the Rhinos decided that they..

needed to cool off so they waddled over to Everest to take a nap in the Yeti's cave but who should be in the cave but none other than .....

The Yeti of course, but he was busy reading the Wall Street Journal and having a cup of coffee and drambui, as he was on a break, but not the ross kind of break, so he put on a hat, and went to the Rainforest Cafe, where he...

tried on all the t-shirts until he found one that had Dory on the front and the caption said, "I forgot where I got this tee." Wearing his new t-shirt, he wandered into the restaurant portion of Rainforest where he discovered...