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CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Tough choice this week, but we do have a winner! But first, the Honorable Mentions: two from ktulu: "Spontaneous combustion happens quite a bit when I'm cooking." and "This is the latest recipe from my newest self-help cookbook, Diet by Fire."; two from Jay Marsh: "Another reason baritones should not be allowed in the kitchen." and "We've never had someone try to use Posh Spice, Sporty Spice, or Scary Spice before. They really make the dish sing!"; Lynn A Ewing: "My soufflé fell into a burning ring of fire..." and Bear Deardorff: "Chef Wombat responds, 'If you think that looks hot, wait until it passes through you!'"



And our illustrious winner this week is darph nader, his first win this year and third overall! Congratulations, darph!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for OCTOBER 2! Bit of a blank slate for you all this week -- it'll be fun to see where your minds go with this. So... how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

"In a completely rational society, the best of us would be baritones and the rest of us would have to settle for something less."

(with apologies to Lee Iacocca)

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! First, the Honorable Mentions: Lorna Walker Salgado: "You see, kids, if no child gets ahead, then no child is left behind. Any questions?"; Alan AJ Irby: "For some reason, 'Idaho Randall and The Curse of the Green Cheese' never made it beyond a few promo photos."; Bret Morris: "Welcome to AP Clancy Baritone class. Remember to bring your 2-octave range to class every day."; Marty Senstock: "And now it's time for 'Are You Smarter Than A Baritone!'"; ktulu: "In this class we will look deep into 'he who smelt it, dealt it' along with 'he who denied it, supplied it.'"; and Bob Littlepage: "Boy, Matt Smith sure has let himself go."



And this week's first-time winner is my Vocal Majority brother Tim Bird! Congratulations, Tim!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for OCTOBER 9! My friend Bear Deardorff's Peanuts-related caption from last weeks contest didn't win, but it did inspire this week's pic! So... how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

It's psychiatric help that's 5 cents. Legal advice is considerably more expensive.

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for OCTOBER 9! My friend Bear Deardorff's Peanuts-related caption from last weeks contest didn't win, but it did inspire this week's pic! So... how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Well,,we can have a 'silliest t-shirt' contest,,but it'll cost you a nickle first.

"Give me a chance! Could my advice be all that much worse than Lucy's?"

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! I usually avoid politics, but this late entry was perfect. (I am a little surprised no one went with something related to "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor"!) On to the Honorable Mentions: darph nader: "Yes, Mr. Brown, psychiatric help is 5 cents. Legal help, on the other hand, is $250.00 an hour."; Zazu: "Give me a chance! Could my advice be all that much worse than Lucy's?"; Brooks Harkey: "You get your money's worth on psychiatric help from Wombat."; Tom Jackson: "What do you mean 'crazy'? You're the one who talks to his dog…"; and Melissa Dugan Selters: "The moment when Charlie Brown realizes there is someone worse off than him."



And after winning for the first time just last week, the top caption once again comes from my VM bro Tim Bird! (Will there be a threepeat???) Congratulations, Tim!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for OCTOBER 16! Inspired by my VM bro Bret Morris's Fb post recently about the ridiculous size of Homecoming mums these days -- and reinforced by my own eyes at the football game I worked on Friday. So... how would you caption this picture?



Comment below! The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!