Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote:that was being said as it was a sour mess not worthy of SGT crew persons and had gone to the level of SGs.


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agree with you there Vixen though I was raised on Disneyland a land without booze.

The only alcohol served now in Disneyland is in Club 33, and in Disney California Adventures. Club 33 has years of reservations made, and you have to be VERY VERY Rich to join... I heard this on a "Walk In Walt's Footsteps" Tour... and we heard the sound of fine china being set on tables from the second floor. We couldn't go up there since they were setting up stuff for lunch or something... And this is from a memory of mine from 5 years ago...

So now I suggest this Neverending story go to Never Never Land...

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:MOVING on, the turkey fry was going well, everyone was enjoying a last bit turkey for the year, and then Wallaby, who had been giving the SG's a tour, arrived back and said...

Happy Holidays and Purpura and Vixen are right as usual, tis the season of brotherly love and understanding so I will not drink your booze and will abide by the wishes of my bretheran. It was his usual long speech that touched the SGT family and they moved on and ate the turkey, mashed taters and ......

[CENTER]TIME OUT!!![/CENTER]

A week ago this thread got overwhelmed with rum and other alcohol based consumables. Some feelings were hurt, some personal thoughts were exchanged and some accounts were suspended. Let's all take a deep breath, remember this thread is suppose to be fun for ALL and think and post fun and wacky thoughts.

There are plenty of other Disney boards where attacks seem to be the norm. Please don't let this turn in to one.

Thank you!

Can I start a new one????

OK....ONce upon a time in a land far away their lived a bunch of little men and women who were very short. I wont go into all their names, you will learn them as we go along but we will call them the SGTer's. One day the SGTer's happened upon a beautiful castle in the middle of a Florida swamp. OH MY! HOW LOVELY said one little woman who was 29 years old and named Vixen. How I would love to see inside. one of the little men named Hobie replied......

"Let's go in there!"

Then Purpura agreed with Hobie and handed him a whipped cream pie. "Dessert or weapon??" She ducked away giggling to go gobble at some gingerbread cookies and then go look up Auld Lang Syne and ask one of the marsupials to sing it... and then...

Hobie the wise and sweet went into the castle that exuded magical happiness and Hobie was seated at a Christmas dinner fit for a king. Hobie turned to a happy little Churchy and said "Please pass the .....

Purpura wrote:"Dessert or weapon??"

(I like that!)

....applesauce. I would like pork chops too please. This porridge is too cold to eat. Whazzup , one of the other little women, said she was tired and went upstairs to take a nap. She had a hard time finding a bed that was just right. Suddenly she heard the most ferocious......

I love this song, the Neverending Story:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MccmHwA-c4U
believe it or not, the lead singer is male.

Fuselage of cream pies, hitting all of the slumbering little sg's in the face, which caused a commotion in the castel, whereby the guards, startled by the babys crying looked up and saw...