Stupid Guest Tricks

This reminds me of the time Mr. Syndrome and I visited Camp Snoopy at Mall of America. It was in the first year or two that it was open. They have a log ride, and everybody we talked to who had ridden it said, "Oh, you don't get wet at all." We never say anyone come out the exit wet either. So we get on the ride, and I don't know the physics involved, but Mr. Syndrome got soaked!! The ride operator was gaping at him in shock, and as we walked around, people kept looking at my drowned-rat spouse and saying, "But you don't get wet on that ride."

I remember being on Slash Mountain

2 5-ton ladies got in the front row, I got completly soaked

Im serious, they weighed like 5 tons, they both barely fit in the front row

CBeilby wrote:Try going into Target wearing a red shirt of any sort and tan slacks...

A red shirt at all. I avoid going to Target if I can when in my AutoZone clothes.

A while back somebody asked me where something was. I told them I didn't work there and pointed at my nametag. Come on buddy, yeah I'm wearing a red shirt but my pants are black, I have on an AutoZone nametag (which is nothing like Target nametags) and a black AutoZone hat.

I've been asked if I work somewhere a few times before in a couple of places even though the clothes I was wearing were nothing like the place's uniform.

Panther007 wrote:Im serious, they weighed like 5 tons, they both barely fit in the front row

It was all the donuts they swiped using the meal plan.

Shorty82 wrote:A red shirt at all

There are days at the parks that you don't want to be in a red shirt either! :D:





Before anyone of that sexual persuasion flames me, Do what you want in the privacy of your own home, I don't care and besides it's your business and your life. Please don't flaunt it in a family theme park! Wearing matching red t shirts that says "Wine them, dine them, 69 them" is not what I consider theme park casual in an atmosphere where there are small children.

I agree Cranbiz. However some of the things that straight guest wear are just as bad.

Cranbiz wrote:Wearing matching red t shirts that says "Wine them, dine them, 69 them" is not what I consider theme park casual in an atmosphere where there are small children.

Are you sure you come from Massachusettes? Of course, I agree with you and I am from Portland.

Likewise, I don't want to see straight sexual references on clothing in the parks, or straight PDAs or what have you. Great that you feel that way about each other... express it fully in private, please. Quick peck I can deal with, but cleaning the tonsils of your lover (thanks, Syndrome!) is something I don't want to see at the parks anytime from anyone. Different at Pleasure Island since it's more geared toward that kind of thing (and there shouldn't be kids there after a certain time except for special events*).

*Midnight movie showing at AMC.

Cranbiz wrote:There are days at the parks that you don't want to be in a red shirt either! :D:
Before anyone of that sexual persuasion flames me, Do what you want in the privacy of your own home, I don't care and besides it's your business and your life. Please don't flaunt it in a family theme park! Wearing matching red t shirts that says "Wine them, dine them, 69 them" is not what I consider theme park casual in an atmosphere where there are small children.

I don't believe you can limit bad taste in t-shirts to gays. I've seen cruder stuff on the streets of Lahaina where many kids (including mine) walk every day. There are some people, straight, gay, or somewhere in between, that should not be allowed out of the house.

Maybe it's because they're on vacation and think, because they're spending big bucks, they can do anything they damn well please. We had a guy busted for drunk driving a few years ago. Blew a 0.149. Turned out he was the premiere (like a governor) of British Columbia. He paid $913 and beat a hasty retreat to the Great White North.

Big Wallaby wrote:Are you sure you come from Massachusettes?

Yea, I'm sure. There were actually some conservatives there (after all, we did elect a republican governor.

However, one less conservative now.

Cranbiz wrote:However, one less conservative now.

I can't tell you how relieved I am. Seeing MA on your nametag, that was one subject I was going to let you bring up... of course with Portland on mine, you would have been smart to let me bring it up first.

But one less conservative in Oregon, too. Actually, two of us. Was one of my many numerous reasons for leaving.

But then, this is not a political board... although with the collective level of ADHD it very well... Hey, look! A FLOWER!

Hmm. Just not the same without a flower smiley. I shudder to think what our fearless, feathered leader may come up with.