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Fallen Angel
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by Fallen Angel » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:04 pm
IndyandMarion wrote:By that I mean what other names have guests (In my case because of the book, tourists/idiots) called attractions (Not what CMs call them), things such as:
When I sold tickets at Downtown Disney I had a guest ask if her "Ultimate Pleasure Hopper" got her into DisneyQuest. :D:
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EpcotGolfer
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by EpcotGolfer » Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:38 pm
One of the funniest things I've ever heard at Spaceship Earth was when a approximately 7-year-old girl asked her 4-year-old brother "Don't you wanna ride on Mickey's Giant Ball"?
I burst out laughing.
I still call it that sometimes. :D:
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by CerasiJ » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:50 pm
EpcotGolfer wrote:One of the funniest things I've ever heard at Spaceship Earth was when a approximately 7-year-old girl asked her 4-year-old brother "Don't you wanna ride on Mickey's Giant Ball"?
Makes me think of Indiana Jones, for some reason... :D:
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by Mansion Girl » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:01 am
Originally Posted by IndyandMarion
By that I mean what other names have guests (In my case because of the book, tourists/idiots) called attractions (Not what CMs call them), things such as:
Well, I sure do have a few..
Swiss Family Robbinson Treehouse: The Jungle Cruise, Tarzan's Treehouse(I can understand because of Calf., but not when they look at the map, then at the sign, and then walk threw the turnstiles telling their kids it's Tarzan's! :duh: )
Aladdin's Magic Carpets: Aladdin's Palace 
The Enchanted Tiki Room: Tiki Restraunt, Tiki ride, a rollercoaster? (in that small of a room?)
The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Pirate Show, and my fav. "Oh my god this is where you can meet Jack Sparrow!" :notallthe
The Haunted Mansion: The Haunted House
It's MANSION!!! , The Spooky house, Phantom Manor (that one doesn't bother me since that's Paris's Mansion)
Frontierland's Railroad Station: Thunder Mountain Railroad and vis versa :D:
The Jungle Cruise: the safari ride (wrong park folks, yah wanna go to Animal Kingdom. ;) )
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by leftcoaster » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:33 am
Mansion Girl wrote:
The Haunted Mansion: The Haunted House
It's MANSION!!! , The Spooky house, Phantom Manor (that one doesn't bother me since that's Paris's Mansion)
Someone posted on another Disney board that it was the "Hunted Mansion." I replied, "is it in season?" Another replied, "Is that were Bambi got her scared during hunting season?"

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by CerasiJ » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:34 pm
Mansion Girl wrote:The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Pirate Show, and my fav. "Oh my god this is where you can meet Jack Sparrow!" :notallthe
The Pirate Show??? I suddenly had vision of all the pirates from the movie (and the ride) doing a musical number
a la the Camelot scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". :D:
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by Dragonrider1227 » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:32 pm
CerasiJ wrote:The Pirate Show??? I suddenly had vision of all the pirates from the movie (and the ride) doing a musical number a la the Camelot scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". :D:
XD I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT!
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As for getting names wrong, I think everyone that's not as familiar with this stuff does it. Thinking the Spider-Man ride is in Disneyworld IS just plain idiotic, but i'm guilty of once calling SpaceShip Earth the "Epcot Ball" myself :p:
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by SoarWhoreCoCo » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:18 pm
CerasiJ wrote:The Pirate Show??? I suddenly had vision of all the pirates from the movie (and the ride) doing a musical number a la the Camelot scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". :D:
Great..thank you...lol....now I have that image burned in my brain...all I can see is one of the pirates in the fire seen singing.....I get to push the pram-alot....lol
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by BRWombat » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:02 pm
SoarWhoreCoCo wrote:Great..thank you...lol....now I have that image burned in my brain...all I can see is one of the pirates in the fire seen singing.....I get to push the pram-alot....lol
Okay, this was too good to pass up. I ask your forgiveness in advance...: :)
We’re Pirates of the Caribbean
The vilest that you’ve se-en
We sing our song
The whole day long
Until your ears turn gre-en
And though we’re stuck inside-a-lot
We see folks make out on the ride-a-lot
We’re Pirates of the Caribbean
We’re ragged and we’re le-an
We don’t need bail
We’re out of jail
If the dog gives us the key-en
And though it seems we’re tough-a-lot
After hours we skip in the buff-a-lot
At sea we’re rough and mean
Tropic mujahade-en
But they say we lack
A Captain Jack
So now they’re adding three-en
Being nasty is a cinch-a-lot…
I have to chase the wench-a-lot!
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by SoarWhoreCoCo » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:37 pm
BRWombat wrote:Okay, this was too good to pass up. I ask your forgiveness in advance...: :)
:pirate1: I love it... you are my hero... I have a roomie that works at pirates I'm sure they will be humming it for days!
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