Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:39 am
BRWombat wrote:I knew Disney specialized in happy endings, but this...
Stupid Guest Tricks
Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:59 am
No imagination of your own?Anglefan wrote:Wait a second, people masturbate on the rides? I need to hear those stories.
Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:40 am
This is why I always have heavy duty gloves when I have to touch guests.GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:just be glad they don't ask you to give them a hand at the end of the ride.
They have COOTIES
mapo
Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:44 am
[quote="Shorty82"][/QUOTE]
SHORTY!
Where have you been going young man?!?!?
mapo
SHORTY!
Where have you been going young man?!?!?
mapo
Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:58 am
I've been around. Just working hard.mapo wrote:SHORTY!
Where have you been going young man?!?!?
mapo
Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:06 pm
mapo wrote:SHORTY!
Where have you been going young man?!?!?
mapo
Uh, let me be the first to say...Shorty82 wrote:I've been around. Just working hard.
Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:19 pm
I must say, that while I would agree that there are many cast members, both walk-around characters and of the more typical variety, that are attractive, and I can see how certain attractions could be seen as romantic, I can honestly say I can't think of any ride that would include anything that might be inclined to induce such a reaction...
Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:01 pm
Some folks just don't seem to need much induction. I've heard stories told by CMs about the Skyway, Small World, and one particularly good one about Pirates at DL -- or did I tell that one already?PatchOBlack wrote:I must say, that while I would agree that there are many cast members, both walk-around characters and of the more typical variety, that are attractive, and I can see how certain attractions could be seen as romantic, I can honestly say I can't think of any ride that would include anything that might be inclined to induce such a reaction...
Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:05 pm
Nope! Please...do tellZazu wrote:Some folks just don't seem to need much induction. I've heard stories told by CMs about the Skyway, Small World, and one particularly good one about Pirates at DL -- or did I tell that one already?
Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:28 pm
Ah. I suppose binoculars would be used with the Skyway. I had also forgotten about "the redhead" in Pirates. However, if you don't mind, I think I'll avoid thinking too much about any "Small World" tales....Zazu wrote:Some folks just don't seem to need much induction. I've heard stories told by CMs about the Skyway, Small World, and one particularly good one about Pirates at DL -- or did I tell that one already?