Stupid Guest Tricks

gurgi wrote:someone stole my edit button!
anyway..hows this Kwahati

if anyone wants to meet up for a day of fun at the parks with two smart asses in their late 20s. send me a PM. =0 )

Get me to WDW, room, board and ECV and I would kow tow and even let you use the ECV and a pack cart to carry everything including souvenirs. I would love to spend time with wacky kids like you. Gurgi is one of my favourite Disney characters.

Corn dog: good. Being said corn dog: bad.

One of the things I enjoy about working Pleasure Island is the occasional guest who finally has had enough to drink that the guy wearing purple pants suddenly becomes Doctor Phil. I've given out more bad advice for picking up dates on my PI buses than you can shake a stick at. Oh, and make sure they have a blue badge...

Main Streeter wrote:You may talk dirty but DO NOT offer me that damn pine float!!!! :( :p:

Going back through this thread... I have to ask... what if he's ready to finally deliver?

Someday, when I next go to DL, I think I'll walk around with one just to make MS wonder if she happens to see me...

Big Wallaby wrote:Corn dog: good. Being said corn dog: bad.

One of the things I enjoy about working Pleasure Island is the occasional guest who finally has had enough to drink that the guy wearing purple pants suddenly becomes Doctor Phil. I've given out more bad advice for picking up dates on my PI buses than you can shake a stick at. Oh, and make sure they have a blue badge...

This reminded me of this awesome exchange from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

[indent]Ford: (describing the effects of a hyperspace jump) It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.
Arthur: What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford: Ask a glass of water.[/indent] :)

BRWombat wrote:This reminded me of this awesome exchange from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
[indent]Ford: (describing the effects of a hyperspace jump) It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.
Arthur: What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford: Ask a glass of water.[/indent]

And with that, another ADD thread is created! Woohoo!

Big Wallaby wrote:And with that, another ADD thread is created! Woohoo!

Wanna ride bikes?

leftcoaster wrote:Wanna ride bikes?

Why I would love to... to... um... what did you just ask, again?

Big Wallaby wrote:Why I would love to... to... um... what did you just ask, again?

Hey, look, a :flower: !

BRWombat wrote:Hey, look, a :flower: !

While this thread really went down hill...

I once went down hill on my bike.
I went really fast.
The police tell me sometimes I drive my car too fast,
maybe I should slow down.
Our servers at work slowed down today for a while.
I don't think anyone's really sure why...
It's just like nobody really knows why the earth's orbit is an ellipse.
I heard if you look at a solar ellipse you can go blind.
I wonder what it's like to be blind...
Oh look, a :wallaby:

Big Wallaby wrote:I have to ask... what if he's ready to finally deliver?
when I next go to DL, I think I'll walk around with one just to make MS wonder if she happens to see me...

He better not deliver - best for his health he never does!! BigW, if I ever saw a Pine Float coming my way I'd exit stage. Am not happy having Pine Floaters stalk me. :(