Your Spiels

DLRFantasmic!Dan · Post by **DLRFantasmic!Dan** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:20 pm

screnwriter wrote:
DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote: And On this special day, I have a special song for them and it goes something like this:

"This is the Birthday Song,

it's not very long, HEY!!!"
Back when I worked the submarines ('91), I would variously introduce the captain as Capt Tran, Capt Crunch, Capt O' Industry, Capt Martinez (any Greaseman fans among ya?) and so on.

As a Store Ops guy, I would always say, "May I help the next Happy Disney Guest?" which always got a smile.

I go on the Astro Orbitor: "Thank you for flying the Astro Orbitor, if you enjoyed your flight, I am Captain Dan, if not, my name is Captain Crunch/ Captain EO!!!"

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:21 am

Wanna be Skippers, the whole lot of you... yes, now turn around... and hang you heads in shame! It's soo hard to find under the top speiler's these days. and now onto the wonderful the amazing the eight wonder of the world... The speils of GMC:

Hi (STDuck)

Stay seated at all times please.

Stduck · Post by **Stduck** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:33 am

GMC wrote:Wanna be Skippers, the whole lot of you... yes, now turn around... and hang you heads in shame! It's soo hard to find under the top speiler's these days. and now onto the wonderful the amazing the eight wonder of the world... The speils of GMC:

Hi (STDuck)

Stay seated at all times please.

-Still laughing about that- I tell that story to EVERYONE. It was great.

coldfire409 · Post by **coldfire409** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:45 pm

Today as a Bandit I was stuck in western. I can't remember for the life of my what I said to the guests, but they were all laughing. Now I've got a cold and I'm not at 100% so that may be part of it. I had no show go off and basically strong armed the Tour Guide into the bank, but I couldn't blow it up. When I got off of work my manager asked me what I said because I stayed in charater the whole time. I really wish I'd remember it if it was that good.

Stduck · Post by **Stduck** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:53 pm

I just remember my Gatekeeper speil (which I got applase for today btw)

"We are now accepting fastpass for (insert time here) and earlier! Please have your fastpass tickets available for me to see. If your time is for after (insert time here) please come back at the time indicated on your fastpass. If you are to the left of the trash can you are TOO close to the gate. Please do not crowd the gate."

lady ulrike · Post by **lady ulrike** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:14 am

Hey, Stduck I may have seen you today, or else someone stole your holiday spiel. But I have a question first are you male or female? Anyway, I was at Mansion for the holiday party tonight and someone used a spiel very close to, if not exactly the same as the one you posted here. It was a guy though and I don't know if it's even possible to be you. Anyway, thought I'd let you know that someone's stealing your spiel, if it wasn't you.

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:02 am

Duck is a Female, and you should have decked the guy who stole her speil.

lady ulrike · Post by **lady ulrike** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:11 am

I thought she was a female, but at the time I was thinking that I could be wrong. Maybe I should've decked him. Maybe she knows who it was and can deck him herself. :)

Once I was a CP · Post by **Once I was a CP** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:28 pm

Hey there everyone, Just wanted to add my own magic. I was a CP in Disney World and worked at ATT.
My fav things to say at Aladdin were:

Welcome to Aladdin flight 3342, Please seat all small children on the inside of the carpet, put them under your seat or the overhead compartment. Or just throw them in the mote kids love to swim. Our estiamted flight time today is 90 seconds and if you get lost, just follow the carpet in front of you. Genie, we need some magic!!!!!

we tried to have a little fun!!!!!
Have a magical day!

IndyandMarion · Post by **IndyandMarion** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:15 pm

Ah so you have the Studio virus now Coldfire? Coaster got it in December (Lucky for me, I already had acute sinusitis...an EXTREAMLY evil sinus infection so I was off the hook).

Speils? Sure.

This isn't mine but from a tram host:
As you exit, please watch your step. If you hit your head, watch your lanugage.

And mine at Studio B (50 second speil):
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to G-Force Records. In just a few moments the doors to studio c will be opening towards you. Inside the Studio this morning/Afternoon/evening, we have had the band Aerosmith laying down a few tracks before they head out for their concert later tonight. Now as a courtesy to the band, they have requested that there be no flash photography or videotaping at anytime. Also due to lower light levels inside the studio, please watch your step and continue moving all the way to the left to make room for others that may be joining you on your tour.
Well with that in mind, I do hope you enjoy your three and a half hour walking tour here at G-Force Records which does include our award winning 85 minute documentary on the making of...a guitar string. And I do hope you enjoy the rest of your tour here at G-Force Records...where we're turning the music industry and quite possibly the way that you guys look at rock and roll...Up...side...down.

For Studio C (If Im at "studio B"...Walk this way is being recorded inside C)
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to studio C. This is our largest recording studio here at G-Force Records. Now as you continue to, Walk This Way to the left hand side please feel free to make yourselves at home but only after you've filled in rail to rail and wall to wall to make room for the others coming in behind you. Now I did talk to the band a few moments ago and they have requested that there be no flash photography or video taping at any time. Uh guys (Directed at Aerosmith) listen Im sorry to bother you in the middle of this session but I do have a tour group in here, so can you take a break for a moment please? (Joe walks in and notices the group).

Alt. Studio C.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to studio C. This is our largest recording studio here at G-Force Records. Now as you continue to, Walk This Way to the left hand side please feel free to make yourselves at home but only after you've filled in rail to rail and wall to wall to make room for the others coming in behind you. Now I did talk to the band a few moments ago and they have requested that there be no flash photography or video taping at any time. (Alt part) Now Stuido C was built in such a way to give you guys the point of view of our sound editors as they help the bands cut down a few tracks.

Exit of Studio C (Last one, I promise)
But what about the...oh forget it. Well guys Im sorry to cut your tour a little short just to get you guys to the concert on time. Apparently there is a limo out there in the alley way waiting to take you guys to the concert. So I hope you enjoy the trip to the concert as well as the show itself and I'll catch you guys, on the flip side (Walk This Way vocal playback kicks in)

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